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Elizabeth Olsen Tries Dropping Some Cleavage

It’s pretty clear to anyone who knows me that I’m not into fashion, I’ve been known to wear pregnancy jeans out for a big night of drinking, but I don’t really understand this dress. Here’s the new hot Olsen sister, Elizabeth Olsen , wearing some sort of weird upside down cleavage dress. I don’t know what it is, my erection is very confused. It looks like she should be showing off a whole lot of inside boobage, but all we seem to be getting is some decent chest bone shots. Not cool.

Olivia Munn Nude For PETA

Olivia Munn is the latest in a long line of half-famous hot chicks who’ve decided they’d rather wear nothing than wear fur. Good for her. Here she is both on the poster and at the launch of the poster yesterday. Only in LA is there a launch for a poster. Obviously these are kinda lame nude pictures, you can’t see any of the really good parts, unless you’re into slight underboob shots…. Which I am. So hot.

Olivia Munn Nude For PETA

Olivia Munn is the latest in a long line of half-famous hot chicks who’ve decided they’d rather wear nothing than wear fur. Good for her. Here she is both on the poster and at the launch of the poster yesterday. Only in LA is there a launch for a poster. Obviously these are kinda lame nude pictures, you can’t see any of the really good parts, unless you’re into slight underboob shots…. Which I am. So hot.

Miranda Kerr’s Supermodel Hotness

How many times can I say that supermodels are incredible specimens? They’re perfect. Here’s Miranda Kerr showing off her long lean hotness in a classy supermodel outfit. She’s just wearing a sweater and a plain black skirt, go to any office building and you’ll see dozens of women wearing the exact same thing except… I guarantee none of them will give you a half chub like this hottie. Amaze.

Demi Lovato Drops Some Strange Cleavage

I’ve been doing this for quite a long time now, if you ask my parents they’d say way too long, but with all my years of “experience” I’m sill not a hundred percent sure who this Demi Lovato chick is. Was she one of the Mouseketeers ? Anyhow, here she is at the People’s Choice Awards the other night trying her best to drop some quality cleavage. I like what she’s trying to do, but I’m not sure it’s working all that well. Something seems off. I want to figure it out, but I’m too busy staring at whatever cleavage she’s got. Good enough.

Miley Cyrus Drops Some Hidden Cleavage

Here’s Miley Cyrus at last night’s People’s Choice Awards in a dress with what the fashion world would call a plunging neck line. As far as cleavage shots go, these aren’t exactly the greatest. Why ruin a perfectly low cut dress with some lame pantyhose like material? It just seems counterproductive to me. That’s not to say she doesn’t look hot, I’d motorboat her right through that material, but showing a little flesh never hurt anyone. Unless you live in Afghanistan or somewhere like that.

2012 People’s Choice Awards Pictures

Scarlett Johansson Drops Some Lazy Hotness

I’m not a fan of Scarlett Johansson as an actress, she always seems like a slow witted woman reading lines off a teleprompter, but whenever she does any sort of modeling I’m all over it. Here she is lounging around all sultry like in a new set of ads for Mango clothing. Hot. I just wish she was allowed to give us a look at her juicy mangoes. I guess they figure breasts don’t help sell clothes…… Idiots.

Ashley Tisdale Pictures…. That’s Pretty Much It

Honestly, who really gives a crap about Ashley Tisdale ? I must be the only one. Here she is out the other day spending a little of the money she made doing….. I don’t know how she made her money, but she’s out spending it so who cares. Anyhow, she’s in a skirt and sweater combination looking a little less mousy than she normally does. I’ve got nothing. Just watch the video of her in a bikini. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Pictures…. That’s Pretty Much It

Honestly, who really gives a crap about Ashley Tisdale ? I must be the only one. Here she is out the other day spending a little of the money she made doing….. I don’t know how she made her money, but she’s out spending it so who cares. Anyhow, she’s in a skirt and sweater combination looking a little less mousy than she normally does. I’ve got nothing. Just watch the video of her in a bikini. Enjoy.