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JoJo Drops Some Plump Sideboob

Here are some shots of JoJo hanging out at what looks to be some sort of dodgy pool hall over the weekend. I like a girl who’s not afraid to get all dressed up and slum it on her night out. I’m not a big fan of the ridiculously high pink mom slacks, I’ll never understand fashion, but I do find the way that her strange looking top hugs her ample bosom quite pleasant. I’d like a squeeze.

Rita Rusic’s Big Cougar Bikini Breasts

I don’t normally find older women all that attractive, their skin feels weird and they smell like a mixture of cigarette smoke and Grand Marnier , but I’ve got to say I’ve been really impressed with this Rita Rusic cougar. Not only does she seem to do nothing but hang out all day on the beach, but I’m pretty sure she’s filthy rich…. And her awesome breasts look like they belong on an overdeveloped teenager.

Kate Upton In Her Beach Bunny Bikini

I love Fridays, not only because I get to start drinking in the afternoon, but I always finish off the week with some half naked hottie and today is no exception. Here’s the always voluptuous Kate Upton modeling a couple of sexy Beach Bunny bikinis. Perfection. I never thought I’d find a pair of thigh high gym socks this attractive, but paired with the little bikini and massive breasts, it works. I need a drink.

Elsa Pataky’s Pregnant Bikini Pictures

Hmmm, there’s something about these pictures of model Elsa Pataky in her bikini that I don’t really find all that attractive. It’s not the style, it’s not the color, I think it’s the fact that she’s got a human growing inside of her. Creepy. I’m going to pretend she just had a large meal, a few beers and she’s a little on the bloated side. Much hotter. It’s a good thing she still looks amazing from behind. I like it.

Rose McGowan’s Hot Cougar Walk

Here’s cougar Rose McGowan heading out for a sexy stroll the other day in her tight pants and striped shirt. That’s pretty much all I’ve got, I don’t know if she’s working on anything right now or dating anyone interesting so don’t ask. All I see is a hot older lady in some tight ass pants and that’s good enough for this guy. Enjoy.

Olivia Munn’s Decent Denim Booty

I’ve always found Olivia Munn to be kinda hot, she’s no supermodel, but for a chick who has terrible acting skills in her limited bit parts, she’s pretty good looking. Here she is in her annoying hipster-ish outfit while out taking a stroll the other day. Not exactly the hottest outfit if you’re looking to get attention, but her booty looks half decent in those jeans so I’ll take it. Some deep knee bends wouldn’t hurt.

Charlotte Ross Drops Some Comeback Cleavage

It took me about five minutes of examining these pictures to figure out who this Charlotte Ross hottie was. Obviously most of that time was spent staring at her cleavage, but once I saw the face I recognized her from NYPD Blue . I forgot about her. That show jumped the shark the second they made this hottie fall for that Sipowicz fat ass. Gimme a break. Anyhow, she’s still looking good, but I don’t think that story line did anything good for her career.

Jessica Simpson Is A Giant Waste Of Hotness

I’m not really liking this pregnant Jessica Simpson anymore, enough is enough, she’s absolutely massive and has to be ready to pop any day now. Squeeze the little ankle biter out and get started with the Weight Watcher’s experiment you’ve signed up to so we can get back to the old Jessica we all used to know and love so much. The one that used to contribute to erections, not completely ruin them.

Rihanna’s Black & White Lingerie Hotness

Rihanna’s been all over the site these last few days, hanging out in her sexy little bikinis and smoking some questionable looking cigarettes while on vacation down in the tropics. Good times. I thought I’d mix things up a bit and bring you these sexy shots of her hanging out in her little lingerie. I like it, the black and white really classes it up. Hotness.

Italia Picture Moment