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Femme Fatales In Their Bikinis

I’m not up to date on my Cinemax TV shows, to be honest I didn’t know they had anything other than late night softcore porn on that thing, but apparently all these bikini babes are on something called Femmes Fatales . Now that I think of it, Femmes Fatales sounds like it could be softcore porn after all so I don’t know what the hell is going on. All I see are a bunch of chicks hanging out together in their bikinis and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Is A Super Human Hottie

I can’t believe I’m still writing about Hilary Duff , she’s about as pregnant as pregnant can be right now, but she still looks amazing. If we bred her with someone like John Stamos or Rob Lowe or one of those other guys who don’t seem to age, we’d have ourselves a litter of super girls. Women who won’t get ugly when they get pregnant and never look older than thirty. Amazing!! Too bad “society” frowns on that kind of thing. Your loss society.

Kate Beckinsale Is Just Incredible

With her sexy vampire or alien or monster movie or whatever it is doing so well at the box office, Kate Beckinsale must be riding high. Here she is at some Underworld event the other day launching teenage nerds into manhood with her super MILF powers. The woman is spectacular, she’s a national treasure. I don’t think she’s even American, but she belongs on a coin…. Topless of course. Call your congressman.

Miley Cyrus Likes Them Big And Black

Miley Cyrus is no stranger to somewhat controversial pictures, she’s was caught smoking those happy cigarettes a little while back, so this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. Here’s a picture of the Cyrus about to, how can I put this, wrap her lips around some big salty chocolate balls at a birthday party. Alright so they’re probably more sweet than salty, but you get the idea. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, check out the photo

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Heather Graham’s Red Hot Cleavage

I honestly believe that Heather Graham is getting better with age, she’s like a fine wine with breasts, every time I see her she’s wearing some sort of tight dress or sexy outfit and looking gorgeous. Here she is dropping some decent cleavage, decent Heather Graham cleavage that is, on the red carpet for something. If she’s like a fine wine, I’d like to enjoy her with a delicious steak. Tasty.

Miranda Kerr Is Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman has always been a staple costume for trashy college girls at halloween parties and costume parties, so when a supermodel like Miranda Kerr decides to don the iconic outfit, I’m all over it. Here she is on the cover of Grazia magazine looking absolutely stunning. This is exactly what Wonder Woman was meant to look like. Let’s do it in your invisible airplane. Call me.

Nina Dobrev Give Me Sexy Eyes

I don’t really have a whole lot of info on this Nina Dobrev hottie and unless staring at pictures of her can be considered research, I’m not going to be learning anything new any time soon, but she’s hot and on the cover of Nylon magazine so that’s how we got here. I like the way she’s giving me those bedroom eyes, all sassy and what not, like she wants to you know….. Do bedroom stuff in the dark.

Vanessa Hudgens Covers Her Bikini Body

So Vanessa Hudgens is still on vacation in Hawaii, we all saw her cute little bikini booty yesterday, but instead of coming back with an even smaller bikini she covers up all the good parts in a silly sundress. What a let down. If you’re going to grace the exclusive pages of this crappy site, you’ve got to outdo yourself each and every time. Life lesson.

Whitney Port’s Bikini Top Falls Off!

Pictures of Whitney Port hanging out by the pool in her bikini are pretty good in and of itself, the chick’s a tasty looking piece, but when she loses control of her bikini top things get even better. Here she is having a little trouble containing her big front meat while getting a little sun over the weekend. I don’t know why she’s fighting it, clearly the girls want to get some sun. Who does she think she is depriving them of that? Not cool.

Lucy Pinder In All Her Busty Goodness

I’ve been posting pictures of the original busty British hottie Lucy Pinder on this site for years now, she’s always been my favorite, but these are up there among some of the hottest I’ve ever seen. Alright so they’re a little on the cheesy side with the back lighting and 80′s music video drum set garbage, but having her squeeze her giant breasts together brings back some awesome erection memories. Thanks princess.