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Kate Upton Likes Her Meat

It’s that time of year again when companies spend ridiculous amounts of money to air ads during a day long event featuring men in tight pants grabbing at each other over a ball. Personally I don’t get it, but the folks at Carl’s Jr managed to convince hottie Kate Upton so sink her teeth into a delicious looking cheeseburger for their Superbowl offering. I don’t care what it’s for, this crap is hot. I’d like to sink my teeth into her beautifully tender front meat. Now that would be an ad worth watching.

Karina Smirnoff Is One Fit Bikini Hottie

The name Karina Smirnoff isn’t normally at the top of anybody’s bikini wish list, she’s not exactly a superstar, but after seeing these shots of her working the paddle board she certainly climbed my list. Jesus! I know she does all that dancing stuff, but I never knew she was this fit. Amazing. She’s kind of badass looking. She looks like she could really kick some ass in the bedroom. I’m in, I’ll wear a mouth guard.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Streetwalker Outfit

Here’s someone we don’t see very often anymore, Paris Hilton , out working the streets greeting her fans and giving us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. Remember when she used to wear that bra that made her look like she was a busty pin up girl? I miss that bra. Her chest looks concave in these shots. She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold.

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Day Off

I think the best part about knowing that Victoria’s Secret hottie Candice Swanepoel is down south somewhere shooting some sexy bikini pictures on the beach, is that sooner or later they’re going to give her a day off. That’s exactly what’s happening right now. Here she is enjoying a little leisure time playing paddle ball with some lucky douche. I love that she wears even smaller bikinis on her days off than when she’s actually shooting. Supermodels are awesome.

Kate Upton Channels Marilyn Monroe

I’m not sure what the deal is with the recent fascination with Marilyn Monroe, she’s been dead for how many years, but everyone seems to be dressing up like her lately. I think Lindsay Lohan did it in a failed attempt to get work and now busty supermodel Kate Upton’s turn to take a stab at it. I don’t know who did it better, but I’d sure like to see the two of them take their tops off a fight it out. I’ll bring my video camera.

Jordan Carver’s Sexy Big Pillows

I’m not sure who this Jordan Carver woman is, obviously some sort of busty model, but she really seems like a nice person. Here she is having a little pillow fight with her equally busty friend. I’m in. If these two want to beat my face with their big, beautiful, soft pillows all day I would definitely be down with that. Call me. I won’t put up much of a fight.

Adrianne Curry’s White Trash Cleavage

Here’s Twitter model Adrianne Curry giving us a look at her now somewhat famous breasts in a classy little tank top. ‘White Trash With Money’ ? Sign me up. I think that Adrianne and I should go out sometime, she was married to one of the Bradys , I’m sure she wouldn’t have any trouble spending a few hours with a blogger if it got her a little attention. And if it gets me a little squeeze of those beauties…. Bonus. Twitter me

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Adrianne Curry’s White Trash Cleavage

Amy Childs’ Big Breasts In A Little Shirt

Here’s busty British hotness Amy Childs taking a little time out of her busy day to stuff her giant breasts into a little t-shirt for something called Sport Relief 2012 . I don’t know that it, but I support it one hundred percent. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on with that little bulge-like thing in her short shorts, but I’ll look past it. I don’t want to know anything about it. Boobs!

Amy Childs Classes Up The Cleavage

I’m not sure if I’m pleased or disappointed that Amy Childs keeps getting invited to all these fancy galas and parties and red carpet events. Part of me likes to see her all tarted up in an evening gown, she’s got some classy cleavage, but I miss seeing her hammered in her little skanky outfits having trouble getting out of taxis without her lady parts falling out. Good times.

Stacy Keibler Is Slumming It

Hmmm, I’m not sure Clooney would approve of this. Here’s Stacy Keibler out the other day in her fat girl on her period costume looking kind of…. Not good. This kind of thing was fine back when she was just some chick who used to wrestle other chicks, the good old days, but she’s moved up in the world and should know better than to wear this crap. A sports bra and some leggings on the other hand would work just fine. Just a heads up.