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Vanessa Hudgens Perky Leather Breasts

As far as see through dress pictures go, these have got to be some of the absolute worst. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens on the red carpet for something, doing her best to make a terrible dress look good. I don’t understand this kind of thing, show it off or don’t show it off. I guess her perky little breast poking through that leather top are supposed to make up for it… It’s kinda working.

Naomi Watts Classy Swimsuit Pictures

I’ve always found Naomi Watts pretty sexy, in a classy ‘I have an accent’ kind of way, so these pictures are right up my alley. You can tell a woman is naturally sexy when she looks good in a one-piece swimsuit, it’s not an easy look to pull off. The best thing about these kinds of bathing suit is that they have to come completely off when they go to the bathroom. I find that kinda hot for some reason. I wonder what dirty talk sounds like with an accent.      

Amber Rose’s Booty Needs A Lot Of Work

I’m pretty sure I’ve had Amber Rose on the site before and I know she’s got a good booty on her if you’re into that kind of thing, but these shots are just not very flattering if you ask me. That thing looks like something you’d see on the football field smashing into a three hundred pound man. Not good. I guess it’s just a bad angle, I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt, but I think some deep knee bends are in order.

Lindsay Lohan Is An Old Lady

Who the hell is this old lady? Isn’t this John Gotti’s like sixty year old daughter, what the hell is she doing on this site? I’m being told this is actually Lindsay Lohan at an amdAR gala in New York last night. I’m not buying it, Lindsay is still in her twenties, this broad has been around the block more than a few times. I guess it’s possible that it’s her, she’s got the impressive front meat, the cheesy tattoos on her hands and she’s riddled with freckles. What the hell? Someone needs to stay out of the sun. This is just not cool. I want the old Lindsay back.

Minka Kelly Is A Gorgeous Creature

These pictures of Minka Kelly aren’t anything all that special, she’s just walking down the red carpet at some party, but the woman is just so beautiful I had to post them for all of you. I didn’t watch her Charlie’s Angels remake, judging from the fact that it was cancelled after like one episode neither did anyone else, but she’s got to be a really terrible actress. It’s the only explanation, otherwise she’d be a huge star by now, she’s far too hot not to be a superstar. I’m rooting for her.

Jordan Carver Is Very Talented

I don’t know who the hell this Jordan Carver bird is, and I don’t need to know, she possesses two very big qualities I look for in a woman. Nice eyes and a heathy appetite… What did you think I was going to say? Obviously I’m kidding, who gives a crap about a woman’s appetite? Seriously, she’s got some massive breasts on her, I love it. I want to give her a really long hug.

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Super Bowls

We all know how absolutely massive Jessica Simpson is right now, she looks like she’s having quintuplets, so I’m really glad to see she’s finally found a camera angle that works for her. Here she is in a Twitter picture showing off her massive pregnancy breasts at the Super Bowl . Cropping out the gigantic baby bump mountain? Brilliant! Now if she could crop out the white chick and make a few sexy faces we’d be in business.

Arianny Celeste Sure Knows What I Like

This Arianny Celeste hottie has really impressed me over the last little while, yesterday I had some shots of her in a hot bondage-like photoshoot with her breasts falling out and now I’ve got her in these angelic looking shots from Nuts magazine….. Also with her breasts falling out. Do you see a pattern here? What can I tell you, I like me some big breasts. Anyhow, the girl knows what we want to see and ain’t afraid to show it off. Well done.

Arianny Celeste Sure Knows What I Like

This Arianny Celeste hottie has really impressed me over the last little while, yesterday I had some shots of her in a hot bondage-like photoshoot with her breasts falling out and now I’ve got her in these angelic looking shots from Nuts magazine….. Also with her breasts falling out. Do you see a pattern here? What can I tell you, I like me some big breasts. Anyhow, the girl knows what we want to see and ain’t afraid to show it off. Well done.

Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Shorty Shorts

I kind of feel bad that I don’t know anything about this Ashley Tisdale bird, I’ve been posting pictures of her for years and I really don’t know what the hell she does. I always assumed she was on some kids show that I’m too old to be watching without going on to some sort of government list, but she’s got to be getting a little old for that kind of thing. I guess it doesn’t matter, she could be homeless for all I care, if she’s going to be wearing sexy little outfits like this I’m alright with it. Enjoy.