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Carrie Ann Inaba: Less Judging More Dancing

I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars , I’m a grown man with fully functioning testicles, so I had no idea who this Carrie Ann Inaba chick was. All I know is that she’s got a hell of a lot of junk in that trunk. People still say that right? Anyhow, she’s apparently one of the judges on the celebrity dancing show. Don’t celebrities always lose weight on that show? I think Carrie needs to stop judging and start dancing because she could stand to burn off a few. At least some squats or deep knee bends.

Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Extravaganza

I’m sure all of you are familiar with Miss Finland 2012 Sara Yasmina Chafak , you’ve got to stay on top of the world’s beauty pageant winners, so you should enjoy these pictures of the Scandinavian hottie hanging out on the beach somewhere. I know I am. I love European women, they’re not afraid to let it all hang out in skimpy little bathing suits when they hit the beach. I was in Greece once and saw three hot Russian chicks topless in thongs all straddling a floaty raft together drinking Greek beer. So hot.

Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Extravaganza

I’m sure all of you are familiar with Miss Finland 2012 Sara Yasmina Chafak , you’ve got to stay on top of the world’s beauty pageant winners, so you should enjoy these pictures of the Scandinavian hottie hanging out on the beach somewhere. I know I am. I love European women, they’re not afraid to let it all hang out in skimpy little bathing suits when they hit the beach. I was in Greece once and saw three hot Russian chicks topless in thongs all straddling a floaty raft together drinking Greek beer. So hot.

Emmanuelle Chriqui Gets Sexy For Something

I don’t know what Emmanielle Chriqui has been doing ever since her bit part on Entourage came to an end, but somebody decided it was a good idea to invite her to a party over the weekend. I couldn’t agree more, sitting around her house doing nothing can’t be good for her moral, she’s got to get back out there. I don’t know what the party is for, but she looks pretty good for an out of work actress.

Bar Refaeli’s Sexy Lingerie Tennis Match

It’s President’s Day and I’ve still got to work for some reason, I need to speak to my blogger’s union representative, and every President’s Day I like to showcase a supermodel playing sports in her underwear. This year I’ve got Bar Refaeli playing tennis in her cute little undies and sports bra in some sexy black and white shots. Game, set and match.

Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

I thought I was done for the week with the amazing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures I had up earlier, but as luck would have it I’ve found these shots of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo – even her name gives me an erection – hanging out on the beach again in yet another little bikini. I would like to take a delicious bite of that perfect little booty.

Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

I thought I was done for the week with the amazing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures I had up earlier, but as luck would have it I’ve found these shots of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo – even her name gives me an erection – hanging out on the beach again in yet another little bikini. I would like to take a delicious bite of that perfect little booty.

Erin Andrews’ Chilly Orange Breasts

I don’t often post pictures of sportscaster Erin Andrews , I don’t have anything against her, she just doesn’t normally show up in my hot pieces of ass searches. But I’ve got these shots of her in her sexy orange dress looking kind of chilly. Nipples are awesome. I wonder what she’d look like through the peep hole of a hotel room…. Never mind.

Tulisa Contostavlos’ Got Legs

I think it’s pretty clear that I don’t know who the hell this Tulisa Contostavlos bird is, I can barely spell her weird name, but I’m always up for meeting new hotties over the internet so here she is. I think she’s a British singer or something along those lines, not that it really matters to me, but she’s got some pretty hot legs on her. I wouldn’t mind helping her get a little more recognition if she wants to come in for a get together. She can sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Sophie Simmons’ Breasts Are Huge

If you were wondering what Gene Simmons ‘ “family jewels” are, I’ve found them and they’re hidden between his daughter’s chin and bellybutton. Here is a bikini picture that Sophie Simmons posted on her Twitter and I must admit those things are priceless. Enjoy