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Annalynne McCord’s Awesome Bikini Booty

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord spending a little time alone on the beach in a strange looking swimsuit. I don’t really understand it, it’s kind of a stupid mom shorts and bikini top combination, but …. I love it. I think it has more to do with AnnaLynne’s perfect little booty, than the bathing suit to be honest. Who knew I’d find a booty in such a large pair of bikini bottoms to be this spectacular. I’m impressed. Although, the tan lines are going to be a little odd.

Stacy Keibler’s Tight Little Booty Package

After posting pictures of the Shannon Twins dressed like something a Saudi Prince would use as book ends for his extensive pornography collection, I thought I should class things up a little with some shots of Stacy Keibler on the red carpet for something. The woman is absolutely gorgeous and she doesn’t mind sqeezing her awesome body into a really tight dress from time to time in order to make me really despise that old man Clooney son of a bitch. I could have played a handyman on the Fact Of Life back in the eighties….. It’s not fair.

Warning! Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

There’s not a whole lot I can say about these pictures of Sheryl Crow in her bikini except…. I’m sorry.

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Get Tarted Up

I know I shouldn’t be so obsessed with these Kristina And Karissa Shannon nobodies, everything they do is completely staged and they really don’t do anything of any interest, but sexy twins in trashy outfits makes good things happen in my trousers so what can I tell you. Here are the girls at some party last night looking like something a Saudi prince does on a tuesday night. I really need to make friends with one of those guys.

Tulisa Contostavlos Unknown Bikini Pictures

I actually did a little research into this Tulisa Contostavlos chick, I don’t normally care, but I had no idea who she was and I couldn’t just go with my standard “some supermodel on the beach” line because, well because that face tells me she’s clearly not a supermodel. She’s one of those British popstars who aren’t popular anywhere else in the world, she was a judge on the UK’s X-Factor and her body looks pretty good poolside in a bikini. That last part is all that really matters to me. Keep up the good work.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Courtroom Breasts

So Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday for the millionth time, I hear she’s actually doing pretty well with her probation or treatments or whatever, and she brought along her sweet big chesticles. Her outfit is pretty good, just lame enough for court and just tight enough to show of her juicy front meat. I was hoping the judge would sentence her to some sort of all girl, inmate bikini road crew where she would be in charge of the jackhammer but I guess celebrities get special treatment. Maybe next time.

Amanda Seyfried Looks Like Madonna

Maybe it’s just me, but big eyed hottie Amanda Seyfried sure looks a hell of a lot like Madonna in these shots. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Shake it off Tuna, this chick is a hot young piece, not an old haggard chick with weird arms and a strange fake accent. I guess Madonna was kinda hot for a few months back in the day. Wasn’t she? Anyhow, Amanda and her sexy secret big breasts have got a special place in my pants so I’ll forgive her this time.

Pornstar Jesse Jane With Her Clothes On

It’s not often I get pictures of pornstars walking around with their clothes on, I don’t really understand the point, but I like this little Jesse Jane hottie so I decided to make an exception this one time. I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to do with this crap, why would anyone want to see a fully dressed pornstar? I guess I can kinda see through that top of hers, but not good enough. Back to that thing you do with the nakedness. Please.

Jeska Vardinski Picture Moment

Carrie Ann Inaba: Less Judging More Dancing

I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars , I’m a grown man with fully functioning testicles, so I had no idea who this Carrie Ann Inaba chick was. All I know is that she’s got a hell of a lot of junk in that trunk. People still say that right? Anyhow, she’s apparently one of the judges on the celebrity dancing show. Don’t celebrities always lose weight on that show? I think Carrie needs to stop judging and start dancing because she could stand to burn off a few. At least some squats or deep knee bends.