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Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Did Something

I don’t know what it is that Sofia Vergara is doing in these pictures, but she brought her sexy latina MILF breasts along with her so I don’t really care all that much. She seems like she’d be a lot of fun in the bathtub, talking nonsense with that funny accent and splashing around with her massive breasts all suds up. I want in.

Chloe Sims Is My Kind Of Girl

I’ve kind of got a thing for busty British chicks lately, I don’t know what it is, but hotties like Amy Childs have got my erections all confused. Here’s a sexy little number named Chloe Sims out on the town with her hot little body all tarted up. I don’t know what she does, I’m assuming she pretends to act on some British soap opera, but I like the way she presents herself. Anyhow, whoever she is, she looks like someone I want to see more of. A lot more of.

Maria Menounos Kicks Some WWE Booty

I haven’t watched wrestling in decades, I’m an adult after all, but when I get video of an eight diva showdown I guess it’s my duty to post it. Chicks fighting each other in sexy little outfits, come on. Not to mention the fact that my favorite Greek goddess Maria Menounos was involved. Amazing. I didn’t think she was this kind of girl, I think I love her even more now. Do you think that after the fight they all shower together and practice some new moves on each other’s naked bodies? I need to lie down.

Amy Childs’ Sweet Leather Leggings

What’s going on with this Amy Childs chick, is she in LA? Because she’s been showing up a lot recently. Not that I’m complaining, I’ve got a crush on this busty British hottie, she reminds me of an older bustier Miley Cyrus. Here she is out on the town in her very best leather tights showing off those squishy assets I love so much. If she’s in LA shouldn’t she be in porn by now?

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures

I’m pretty sure that Elizabeth Hurley has something to do with a bunch of stores that sell bikinis, I seem to remember seeing her all dressed up at the openings, so it’s nice to see that she finally decided to slip one on for us. Alright so they’re not the greatest bikini pictures you’ll ever see, but they’ll do in a pinch. Besides, she’s getting older now and I guess she doesn’t want to be perceived as just another trashy bikini model. Whatever, the woman is still really hot. I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy.

Amanda Bynes Needs Work

What has happened to the Amanda Bynes I used to know and love? I used to have such a thing for this chick and now I get this. Here she is doing a little holiday shopping, some lucky person is getting a lot of Diet Coke for xmas this year, looking like pretty much everyone else. Not cool. Remember the days when she used to wear skin tight dresses? I thought her hotness was on a comeback. Get back to work.

Kate Upton – GQ’s Body Of The Year

It seems that GQ magazine has recently voted Kate Upton their ‘ Body Of The Year ‘, they obviously haven’t seen the photoshop work I did of my vacation to Cuba, but whatever. For a woman who just won ‘ Body Of The Year ‘, they sure manage to hide it well in these shots. The pictures we saw of her in her bikini/nun costume yesterday sure didn’t look like the body of the year to me. A little too soft around the edges if you ask me. I’m guessing some editor wanted an excuse to take her out to dinner on the company expense account. Well played.

Holly Peers’ Perfect Little Backside Shot

I thought I was done for the week and then this beauty fell into my lap. You’ve got to love the Twitter . Here’s Holly Peers in a behind the scenes backside shot posted on Twitter somewhere. I just love that there’s a place for women to post half naked pictures of themselves without any shame. That’s a booty I’d like to see under my christmas tree this year.

Stacey Lacey Seems Smart

I tend to post a whole lot of busty British chicks on the site, don’t ask me why, but this one might be my new favorite. Her name is Stacey Lacey , classy name, and in case you haven’t guessed already she’s a pornstar. Awesome. Although, she could’ve been a school teacher for all I care, if she’s going to wear clothing like this I’m going to post pictures of her. She’s obviously a very talented woman, I bet on her resume under special skills it says stuff like ***** and ********* and *** ****** and…. You get the idea.

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover Leaked

I’m not sure if having someone post a picture of a magazine on Twitter is exactly breaking news or anything, I’m sure there’s something more interesting going on in the world, but this is the situation we’re in. This is apparently a shot of the cover of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy issue. Exciting isn’t it? As expected, it looks like it’s going to be a pretty boring edition. Come on, these celebrity editions always are. We’re not going to see anything spectacular. Although, I am looking forward to seeing those big breasts of hers with those annoying freckles airbrushed out.