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Hailey Baldwin Needs To Step It Up

I still think  Hailey Baldwin is pretty boring, at least compared to some of the other social media “stars” out there. I mean, she doesn’t even pretend to make out with other girls . Where’s the fun in that? But at least Hailey still gives us some solid bikini shots every once in a while, so I guess she’s not a total bust. I figure this latest round ought to be able to hold my attention for 30 seconds. 45 max. Enjoy.

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Sarah Hyland Tits for Social Media Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland is showing some cleavage for social media – trying to fit in amongst her peers like that fat slut Ariel Winter…we call it the MODERN FAMILY sold off by their family to be raised by producers interested in making money off them and Sofia Vergara interested in teaching them how tits can create you….and the whole thing is pretty boring, like the girl I met on TINDER, who wants to de-stigmatize chlamydia by openly discussing her chlamydia hoping it inspires others to talk about their chlamydia so that people get it treated and the overall rate of chlamydia goes down…..a real Mother Theresa…saving the slutty porn addicted, no committal, millennial, narcisstist raised on social media and porn…. kids of tomorrow… TO SEE PICS OF HER AT EVENT CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tits for Social Media Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Busts Out In A Bikini

I don’t know if it technically qualifies as a hotness comeback if you’ve still been doing magazine covers once a month, but Kate Upton was looking pretty boring (which is code for chubby, just to be clear) for a while there. And between that great lip sync video yesterday and now this latest Instagram shot, I’m happy to report that she’s looking like the old Kate again. AKA the one that’s a total instant pants fire in a bikini. Phew. It’s about time. A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Apr 19, 2017 at 10:21am PDT Continue reading

Jennifer Lawrence Doing Media with her Tits of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is alright…really fucking average looking…really annoyingly awkward and weird…but she makes serious fucking money, is up there as the most hireable actress, cashing the fuck in – with one blockbuster a year and one more serious role to really show the world she’s legit….while being on vacation the rest of her time….masturbating on her pile of money for her iPhone because she likes being on camera and so does her old director creeper boyfriend….that she either leaks or that get hacked…but hasn’t in a while…even though the world needs to see her tits…tits that redefined her from the puppet who hollywood created to keep film budgets high – so everyone can get paid on it….you know handing her out awards and making her a celebrity…while being pretty boring and weird….to tits that were great to look at…and that justify her making 75 million dollars a year…to pretend on screen…so stupid.. it really is just so fucking stupid…but not stupid enough for me to figure that scam out… The post Jennifer Lawrence Doing Media with her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Redefines "Another Day At The Office"

Another day at the office for many us might mean sitting at a desk for a few hours, shuffling paper work, getting coffee; you know, pretty boring, run of the mill activities. But could you imagine if “another day at the office” meant Sofia Vergara in lingerie? Yeah, I can’t either. … read more

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Model Who Was Eyeing Steph Curry Identified, Twitter Reacts

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Let’s face it: The NBA Finals have been pretty boring this year. As LeBron James and team struggled to compete against the red hot Golden State Warriors, there was another moment from Sunday night’s game which proved to be much more entertaining. With the Warriors up nearly 30 points in the 4th quarter, a model, later […]

Model Who Was Eyeing Steph Curry Identified, Twitter Reacts

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover Leaked

I’m not sure if having someone post a picture of a magazine on Twitter is exactly breaking news or anything, I’m sure there’s something more interesting going on in the world, but this is the situation we’re in. This is apparently a shot of the cover of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy issue. Exciting isn’t it? As expected, it looks like it’s going to be a pretty boring edition. Come on, these celebrity editions always are. We’re not going to see anything spectacular. Although, I am looking forward to seeing those big breasts of hers with those annoying freckles airbrushed out.

Rihanna Puts Up A Good Defence

Of all the celebrities, I thought Rihanna would the least likely to cover up her junk in a little skirt. That’s why I’m surprised that she did while exiting her car. She must have a fever or something. Hopefully she gets over it soon because a Rihanna post without her exposing her boobies or other lady pits is a pretty boring post. I might as well be covering Beyonce …. Boring. more pictures of Rihanna here

Victoria’s Secret 2009 Fashion Show of the Day

These videos will be deleted soon because of bullshit copyright laws, but I wanted to get them up to anyone out there who didn’t watch the fashion show, but is in the mood to jerk off to the fashion show, because it is the best infomercial on TV and it only airs once a year, right before the holiday season. The girls are hot, the bodies are hot, Fergie isn’t wearing pants, you’ve already seen all the pictures, but pictures don’t let you appreciate how the titties bounce. I didn’t watch the shit, cuz I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I would have…cuz lets face it life is pretty boring and our significant others are a far fucking cry from this quality pussy….Now watch the fucking video

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Penelope Cruz’s Breasts Look Much Bigger!

Here’s Penelope Cruz walking through a parking lot the other day.

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