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Miranda Kerr’s Amazingly Tight Bikini Body

I’m not sure if these pictures of Miranda Kerr were taken before or after she squeezed a supermodel baby out of her lady parts, she looks pretty much exactly the same as she always does, but you don’t have to ask me twice to post shots of her half naked. I don’t have any problems with pictures of this beauty lounging around in black and white, in living color, as long as she’s in that little bikini… We’re good. Her body is almost too perfect, if that’s even possible. Amazing.

Sofia Vergara Busts Out The Good Stuff

Here is my favorite latina super MILF Sofia Vergara strutting her stuff at the premiere of that annoying movie, New Year’s Eve , that all the girls are going to force their boyfriends to go see and then want to recreate some cheesy scene on december 31st instead of just letting them go out and get hammered with their boys. These kinds of movies make having a girlfriend a pain in the ass. Anyhow, Sofia would never do that to me, she’s perfect. Although I don’t think I’d like to see her angry, those latinas are fiery.

JoJo’s Cleavage Gets Festive

I’m still kind of amazed that this JoJo chick still seems to get invited to things. How does that work? Here she is classing up some sort of holiday event with her breasts falling out of a top that’s basically just a bra. I like it. I’m not a big fan of her solid base, I don’t know where it came from, but everything else is pretty good. How long before she’s in Playboy ? A couple of years?

Holly Madison’s Perfect Golden Globes

I actually really like these pictures of Holly Madison at some party over the weekend, she’s not really doing anything special, but she still looks pretty awesome. Maybe I’m just a sucker for fake breasted blonds wearing shiny outfits that seem to hang off her tight body just perfectly. It really highlights those big golden chest mounted disco balls I want to wedge my face in between. I don’t know what you’d call that move, but I want in.

The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer

Leave it to something as terrible as brain cancer to bring together some of Hollywood’s hottest pieces of tail. Here are Hilary Duff , Jessica Alba , Hayden Panettiere , Eva Mendes , Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian getting sexy for something called The Beauty Book For Brain Cancer . The fact that it’s for a good cause seems to make these shots even hotter for some reason. Does that make me some kind of weirdo? I don’t care, hotness is hotness.

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Chubcakes

I really don’t find pregnant Jessica Simpson all that attractive, I like my women to be without any humans growing inside of them, but I am a big fan of her massive new chubcakes. Look at those things! Awesome. It looks like her chest is pregnant with twins. I just want to feel one of them in my hands, it doesn’t have to be in a sensual way either, I just want to feel their weight. I bet they’re like eight pounds each. Twitter me with the stats please.

Olivia Munn’s Sweet FHM Physique

You guys all know that I love Olivia Munn , not in a little sister kind of way either, in a way that I probably shouldn’t discuss on this family friendly site. So I thought I’d throw her a little love by posting these shots of her hanging out in her undies for FHM magazine. Howdy in deed. The chick is really hot, if she could act she’d probably be a pretty big star, but until that magically happens we’ll just have to enjoy her fine physique. Nice ass.

Jenna Jameson’s Legs Save Face… Kinda

I’m kind of glad I found these pictures this morning, I was in the mood for a plastic faced, washed up pornstar. Here’s Jenna Jameson at some party in Vegas yesterday giving us a look at her strange looking face and even stranger shoulders. I miss the old Jenna Jameson . Although I think I like her new skinny body better than the one from her pornstar days. Her vagenitals must be ruined.

Jill Martin Bikini Pictures

I’ve seen this Jill Martin chick before, normally interviewing some sort of athlete, but I’ve got to say I’m seeing her in a whole new light. Here she is on the beach in her bikini looking pretty damn sexy. Sure she doesn’t have a rocking supermodel body or anything, but her breasts have certainly gotten my attention. Real or fake? My lips have an uncanny ability to determine wether or not a woman’s breasts are natural or man made…. Bring them to me.

A Jessa Hinton & Arianny Celeste Tag Team

I didn’t know which one of these hotties to post today, I hate making tough decisions, so I decided that the best thing to do was to double them up. Here are UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and Playboy playmate Jessa Hinton doing their best to out sexy each other. I don’t know which one I like better, I guess I’ll have to take both… I have a big bathtub and plenty of boxed wine.