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Doutzen Kroes’ Hot Leather Legs

I think one of the hottest supermodels at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show the other day was Doutzen Kroes , I know it’s hard to pick a favorite, but I’m doing it anyway. Here she is looking as hot as ever, at some party for hot women, in her sexy black leather pants. I want to apply leather polish to those thing to help keep them in good quality. That’s what you need to do with leather. I’ll apply three coats…. With my face.

Annalynne McCord’s Nipples Are Chilly

I hate winter as much as the next guy, testicles weren’t designed to be cold, but the one thing I absolutely adore about the cold weather is the way it affects a woman’s nipples. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord showing us exactly what happens when the breast meets a stiff winter wind. Magical nipple boners. Perky, chilly nipples just make my day a whole lot better. The Nature Channel should do a documentary about them.

Megan Fox Assumes The Position

It’s been so long since I’ve seen pictures of Megan Fox , I almost didn’t recognize her, and then I saw her incredibly hot face and body and it all came rushing back to me like blood rushing to my penis at a strip club. She’s so hot. Here she is doing some sexy Christmas shopping in some amazingly hot hooker boots. I think I love her even more. Do you think her husband makes her wear those things to bed? Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it, it’s hot and annoying at the same time. I hate that guy. more pictures of Megan Fox here

LeAnn Rimes Shows Off Her Fake Breasts

In case any of us have forgotten that LeAnn Rimes went out and got herself some nice breast implants a few years ago, she decided she should take them out for a braless walk in her tank top dress. We get it, your breasts are perfect. Unfortunately the area above the shoulders and neck doesn’t quite live up to the standard set by those man-made mammaries. What a let down.

Elisabeth van Tergouw Picture Moment

Hilary Duff’s Sweet Pregnant Profile

Here’s Hilary Duff and her ever growing belly hanging out in the park over the weekend looking like she was extremely well fed over Thanksgiving. She looks the way I felt most of the weekend, but with a nicer ass. A pregnant woman isn’t exactly my favorite thing in the world, they’ve got at least one human inside of them, but I really love pregnant woman boobs… Hot.

Susan Coffey Picture Moment

Erotica 2011 Pictures

I don’t know about any of you guys, but I kinda like pornstars — I also kinda like bacon, beer and happy ending massages — so I just had to post some pictures of the girls at Erotica 2011 . I don’t know any of their names and I want to keep it that way. Why ruin a good thing with introductions? These girls just seem like so much fun, I want to invite them to my birthday party. I’ll bring the lube. more pictures of porn stars here

Annalynne McCord Almost Flashes A Sideboob

I couldn’t help but post these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord , she’s not blowing kisses to the camera or anything like that like she always does, but I had to do it anyway. I think it’s probably because she’s wearing a weird dress without sides that shows off a whole lot of skin, no real sideboob shots, but still pretty good. I think there’s enough room in there for the two of us. It’ll be like a sexy Snuggie . Let’s do it.

Jessica Simpson Is Huge

Here’s the formerly sexy Jessica Simpson rolling her huge self out of an automobile the other day in her best Harley Davidson shirt and fat chick sweatpants. Ugh. I don’t know how much more of this I can take. The good news is that I recently heard a rumor that she’s in talks with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or one of those lady weight loss programs, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a slimmer hotter Jessica real soon. Try not to lose to much off the sexy front meat please. Thanks.