Tag Archives: star news

Paz Vega Bikini Pictures

I’ve always considered Paz Vega to be a poor man’s Penelope Cruz but after seeing that sweet ass my opinion has changed. I’d love to rub suntan lotion all over it using my face.

AnnaLynne McCord Flashes Some Skin

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’ve kind of got a thing for AnnaLynne McCord . Not because she’s a talented actress or anything, that’s just crazy talk, but because she’s got one of the greatest bodies in the business today. Aside from yours truly of course, I keep in shape with a rigorous masturbation regimen. Here she is giving us a great look at her sexy midriff while she pics up some disgusting fast food. This is just makes her even hotter. Call me.

Blake Lively Because She’s Hot

I think you guys already know how much I love Blake Lively , so these pictures of her hanging out on the set of her crappy TV show shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I love it. She’s the kind of woman that I could really see myself taking a bath with every night for like the next thirty years or so. Or at least until she gets fat and irrelevant. But until then, I’ll supply the bath oils and rubber ducky. Obviously I’m referring to my penis.

Lily Aldridge Will You Marry Me?

I’ve never once had any desire to get married, except for that one time with that coked out Russian stripper, but after seeing these pictures I might reconsider. Here’s supermodel Lily Aldridge in some sexy wedding night lingerie. I do. Jesus yes! I do. Unbelievable. I highly doubt this is what a woman looks like on her wedding night, six hours stuffed into double layered Spanx drinking, dancing and wolfing down crappy food? Come on. That’s why supermodels are so awesome. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Plays Sexy Dress Up

I don’t know why supermodel Candice Swanepoel is modeling all these lingerie costumes, I guess Halloween is just around the corner, but I like it. The woman is one of the hottest humans on the planet right now, so dressing her up as a sexy devil or a sexy cop or a sexy anything is a really good idea. Personally I like the sexy cowgirl, there’s something about a chick in a cowboy hat that I really like. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t take anyone of these Candices. Dress her up as a sack of garbage and I’ll take it.

Holly Carpenter & Rozanna Purcell Get Boozy

I don’t have a clue who these Holly Carpenter and Rozanne Purcell chicks are, but they’re sexy, they’re wearing short skirts and high heels, and they’re promoting Irish whiskey. Good enough for me. Apparently they’re current and former Miss Ireland’s or something, it doesn’t matter, they had me at whiskey. This is a pretty good way to market booze, forget about ads of people riding bicycles or sailing, I’ll take a couple of hotties out pounding the pavement in slutty costumes any day. Hot.

Danica Thrall’s Boobs For Labor Day

Next, we’ve got Danica Thrall in sexy lingerie. This girl has it all. Great face. Great boobs, Great ass. Only thing she’s missing is a great guy with a website. Email me. It’s my day off.

Elisha Cuthbert’s Boobs Will Produce A Happy Ending

I’m not going to lie, I was quite happy when I heard that Elisha Cuthbert ‘s show Happy Endings was picked up for a another season. It’s a pretty decent show. Anyway, here are some new promo pics showing off two of Elisha’s great talents. If TV execs were smart, they would lock this show in for another 5 years because Elisha in a tight tank top makes tighty whities even tighter. And that makes good ratings.

Salma Hayek Show’s Off Some Sweet Cleavage

Here’s Salma Hayek showing off her delicious mom cleavage. There’s not much else to say other than I’d like to play a little game I like to call motorboat with those things. Anyway, it’s Labor Day and I am hung over so don’t expect brilliant posts today. Enjoy.

Salma Hayek Show’s Off Some Sweet Cleavage

Here’s Salma Hayek showing off her delicious mom cleavage. There’s not much else to say other than I’d like to play a little game I like to call motorboat with those things. Anyway, it’s Labor Day and I am hung over so don’t expect brilliant posts today. Enjoy.