The cute girl from The O.C. is starting to look like a Real Housewife of wherever the fuck she’s a housewife…I’m thinking it’s in Canada on some farm somewhere, because that’s what someone I know who fucked her husband’s sister told me…which makes sense since the Husband hasn’t got work since the last Star Wars…and has to make sure his woman doesn’t get tempted by actors who can actually call themselves actors…rather than dudes who have just acted…if you know what I mean…..not that her kidnapper is really that interesting or worth talking about….when she’s in shorts in cover on a magazine….like this was still 1999….when her botox face tells us it totally is not….good times.
As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that…. That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….
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That could make for a VERY interesting first time… Meagan Good Says Her Wedding Night Will Be The First Time She Has Sex With Fiancee Think Like a Man star Meagan Good, 30, is eager to marry her fiancé, preacher-movie producer DeVon Franklin. “Our wedding night will be the first time we’re actually together,” Meagan Good, who also stars in Showtime’s risqué series Californication, confides to Life & Style. How did she know DeVon was the one? “Because he was willing to be celibate with me for a year,” she says. “He loves God, more than I love God, so I don’t think there’s anything wrong [with him].” And their wedding planning is already set in motion. “We found the venue, which I’m really excited about, and it’s going to be in Malibu,” Meagan, who met her fiancé while making Jumping the Broom in 2011, tells Life & Style. “I know I want to go for a bayou-themed kind of Spanish mosque, a very enchanted-y Twilight feel.” Ok cool, we get it. Start anew, being celibate for a year together, great, real cute. But this is the man you’re about to spend the REST of your life with (in theory) so the question is…have you at least SEEN it Meg?!?! Furthermore, are we just talkin’ coochie celibate orrrr… We’re just sayin’… Image via SplashNews Source
That could make for a VERY interesting first time… Meagan Good Says Her Wedding Night Will Be The First Time She Has Sex With Fiancee Think Like a Man star Meagan Good, 30, is eager to marry her fiancé, preacher-movie producer DeVon Franklin. “Our wedding night will be the first time we’re actually together,” Meagan Good, who also stars in Showtime’s risqué series Californication, confides to Life & Style. How did she know DeVon was the one? “Because he was willing to be celibate with me for a year,” she says. “He loves God, more than I love God, so I don’t think there’s anything wrong [with him].” And their wedding planning is already set in motion. “We found the venue, which I’m really excited about, and it’s going to be in Malibu,” Meagan, who met her fiancé while making Jumping the Broom in 2011, tells Life & Style. “I know I want to go for a bayou-themed kind of Spanish mosque, a very enchanted-y Twilight feel.” Ok cool, we get it. Start anew, being celibate for a year together, great, real cute. But this is the man you’re about to spend the REST of your life with (in theory) so the question is…have you at least SEEN it Meg?!?! Furthermore, are we just talkin’ coochie celibate orrrr… We’re just sayin’… Image via SplashNews Source
I’ve never once had any desire to get married, except for that one time with that coked out Russian stripper, but after seeing these pictures I might reconsider. Here’s supermodel Lily Aldridge in some sexy wedding night lingerie. I do. Jesus yes! I do. Unbelievable. I highly doubt this is what a woman looks like on her wedding night, six hours stuffed into double layered Spanx drinking, dancing and wolfing down crappy food? Come on. That’s why supermodels are so awesome. Enjoy.
I don’t know about you but the idea of “Wedding” themed lingerie is pretty much counter intuitive, and I don’t even know what counter intuitive means, I just know that there is nothing hot about getting married, and that no dude fetishizes about about his wedding night and that this little outfit is definitely designed for women to masturbate in, since we only get married when we’ve given up on life and figure we can’t do any better than the bitch we are with and are willing to accept that this is fuckin’ it. Our wedding night is never the best sex of our lives, if anything our wives are too tired to really put out proper, foreshadowing what is to come. Not to mention the best sex of our life happend on vacation with this hot chick who happened to be on the resort and who was recently single and ready to spite her ex for cheating on her by giving a radom guy the best sex of his life for an entire week and little fucking compares to that…. Her name is Nieve Jennings, I don’t know anything about her, but I know her wedding fetish outfit is really fucking depressing Pics via PacificCoastNews
