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Emma Roberts Is A Cute Little Number

I don’t know why I’m posting these pictures of Emma Roberts doing absolutely nothing, I don’t think jaywalking is sexy at all, but I’ve already resized and uploaded the images so we’re stuck with her. It’s not all that bad really, she’s a cute little number… A number I’d like to divide in two if you know what I mean. I’m aware that joke is pretty juvenile and doesn’t really make all that much sense, but I’ve got nothing. You’re going to need to work with me on this one. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures

It’s been a long time since I’ve had Cameron Diaz on the site, mostly because she’s doesn’t do anything worthwhile and she’s getting pretty old, but every now and again she surprises me with some sweet bikini pictures. Here she is hosing herself down with some Dominican dude in an outdoor shower wearing a nice little black bikini. the girl is still pretty fit, but I think it’s time for an upgrade up front, those little things are beginning to look a little frail. Ask you Dominican friend, maybe he can get another job and but them…. I know who he is damn it!!! I’m just really jealous.

Marketa Belonoha Picture Moment

Nicole Scherzinger Should Wear A Hat

Nicole Scherzinger normally keeps herself looking pretty damn good, but I don’t know what the hell she was thinking when she did her hair like this. Way to ruin a perfectly good little body, I guess a baseball cap or a slutty cowgirl hat would fix this right up, but then she’d be hiding that pretty face of hers. There’s really no way out of this situation. I guess it could be worse, she could have put on fifty pounds. Show me your booty. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

Marisa Miller’s Cleavage Is Too Spectacular

I don’t watch The Tonight Show because of the way that fat headed host acted like an A-hole last year, not to mention that he hasn’t been funny in about twenty years, but I think I would have made an exception if I had known that supermodel super hottie Marisa Miller was going to show up in a tiny little red dress with her boobs hanging out. Amazing! I think it’s probably better that I didn’t know this was going to be on, I don’t think my plasma screen could handle all the dry humping. more pictures of Marisa Miller here

Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat

I know I’ve been saying that Jessica Simpson has been putting on a little weight, but I wouldn’t go so far as to give her her own float… That’s just mean. Here she is in the 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday looking nice and warm in her giant coat and ear muffs. Even if they do have the word muff in their name, ear muffs just aren’t sexy. I’m glad that even with the big coat on we can still see that tasty white sweater meat of hers… Pass the gravy.

Mary Balint Picture Moment

Candice Swanepoel Is Absolutely Perfect

I know I don’t have to tell you that Candice Swanepoel is one hell of a hottie, so when I found a buttload of pictures of her in various bikinis I had to share them with my loyal readers. I’m assuming that these are for some sort of swimsuit line, what else would they be for, but I’m using them to highlight one of the hottest women on the planet right now. she’s perfect. I was going to say I want to mount her on my wall like a trophy, but really I’d just like to mount her. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel here

Olivia Munn Flashes Her Nerd Cleavage

I’m sure all the nerds out there have probably already seen this picture of their princess Olivia Munn on the cover of Men’s Health magazine, they probably hacked into the company’s server months ago to download this crap, but the rest of us haven’t so here she is. I’m not a photographer, but I think I’d have her face the camera more and bend over just a smidgen so we can really see her ‘talents’. If you’re going to do it, might as well do it right. Anyhow, she’s not, the nerds and the non nerds love her so enjoy.

Blake Lively Drops Some Golden Cleavage

I’m aware that these pictures came out the other day, I’m lazy sometimes and didn’t notice, but they’re of one of my favorites Blake Lively so I’m posting them anyway. Besides, it’s not often I get to see her all dolled up with her boobs practically falling out of her dress. At least not in real life, I see that kind of thing happening every time I close my eyes. I’m seeing it right now, where did she get that bottle of baby oil? So hot.