Just a few weeks shy of her 50th birthday, Janet Jackson is reportedly expecting a bundle of joy. The baby news comes a month after the“BURNITUP!” singer postponed her Unbreakable tour to “start planning” a family with her hubby, Wissam Al Mana. “Please, if you could try and understand that it’s important that I do this now,” […]
I know that Chloe Moretz is a “serious actress” and everything, but I’m glad to see she’s been taking my career advice seriously too. Because whether she ever gets her Oscar or not, it’s never too late to start planning for a second career. And if you ask me, Chloe’s got a lot of promise as a future hot nobody. Especially if she keeps putting on leg shows like this for the paps. And trust me, it’s a lot more rewarding of a gig than this acting crap. Well, at least for us perverts anyway. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Genevieve Morton, star of South Africa, with breasts the size of a small child’s head, designed to do more philantrhopic work, like feeding a small African village where all the mom’s died off of aids, with her beautiful breasts that I’d rather she use feeding me…is in the latest issue of South African Swimsuit , which you’d expect of her, since she’s South Africa’s trophy bikini model….which is better than South Africa’s trophy legless Olympian…or South African’s biggest blood diamond export…or #ebola… She was unfortunately joined by other low level hookers, trying to steal her glory…but obviously just looking thirsty …because when it comes to South Africa, even with all their amazing mix breed mutt women…there’s only one girl you should want to impregnate with mouth and/or genitals…and that’s Genevieve… The other models who don’t matter are: Bianca Koyabe, Xenia Deli, Nicole Meyer, Zoe Cross, Sarah Stephens, Morgan Shelly, Sloveig Mork and Jordan Van Der Vyer (who is the back-up Genevieve, you know in case Genevieve gets ebola and we need a replacement…. Genevieve, if you’re reading this…I want you to think of me the next time you have an orgasm…that, or maybe just start planning our wedding. You are the one…the one I want digging through my belly fat looking to find my penis. It is our destiny.
“He really wants to get involved in everything,” the newly engaged reality TV star Kim Kardashian, 30, told us at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London#39;s Berkeley Square Gardens this week. “When I get home we#39;re going to start planning and have some meetings about it all,” says Kardashian, who is in the U.K. to promote her new fragrance. Kim Kardashian says her fiancé Kris Humphries is just as excited to start planning their nuptials as she is. Attending the Tuesday awards cere