Her name is Asa Akira, who is primarily known as a writer who has just released her first book called “Insatiable” that you can buy her book HERE More importantly, she’s a pornstar….one of the best there is and I am not just saying that because we have been friends for as long as she’s been in porn, or because she says that I inspired her to get into porn, something I assume she tells all the websites she cheats on me with…but something that makes me feel proud because porn has been good for her… Well I finally got off my ass, went to see her fuck on set, because why the fuck wouldn’t I go watch my porn friend fuck on set when I am invited to, and the fact it took my 6 years to make happen is ridiculous. We did a little interview, it’s probably the best stepTV has ever been, and she was shooting some Asa Akira title WICKED PICTURES … All this to say, she’s the best and you can listen to her DVDA podcast I’ve never been invited on that she does with Facebook Billionaire David Choe HERE GOOD times….
In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved …especially me…because I think I fell in love… I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that…. That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive…. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not…. I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do…. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this. TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is… TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you… The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn… Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE…. YOU CAN GET THE SEX TAPE NOW ON Follow This Link Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!
Some topless girl with “I AM GOD” written on her chest raided a Catholic church on Christmas Eve, the most Holiest day of the year, in Germany….because I assume she was either raped when she was a little boy by a priest, or more likely seriously misguided, attention seeking, trying to be punk rock, while really just being an asshole…let people practice their religion however they want…whether the whole holiday is so anti Christian and anti religious through it’s commercialization or not… I don’t know what she’s protesting, but watching them drag her out of the church was fun…would rather this end in a porn scene exorcism…but I guess you can’t get killed for this kind of behavior anymore…too bad.
Vida Guerra reminds us that she’s still around and ready to attack the world with her ghetto booty everyone loves…through the best Christmas card in the history of Christmas cards…because even if you’re not into big asses…you will be able to appreciate this…wishing it was being unwrapped and spread under your Christmas tree..even if you’re Jewish…
All I want for X-Mas is for you to FRIEND us on FACEBOOK FOLLOW us on INSTAGRAM TELL us in 130 characters or less how much you hate us on TWITTER Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night….especially if you’re like me, drunk and taking advantage of the sad, lonely, depressed, and desperate…cuz the holiday always bring the worst out of people!!!
Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested…. Here’s a shower pic… Here is her vagina lip – just cuz
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