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Ariel Winter Is Overhyped!

I don’t know when everyone else decided that Ariel Winter was hotter than Sarah Hyland , and why I wasn’t consulted, but it’s like all of sudden, she’s the only Modern Family hottie that gets any press these days. And that’s OK, I guess, as long as Ariel’s showing off those meaty funbags of hers. But I’d still rather see Sarah or Sofia Vergara in this Elle Magazine photoshoot. And I’m sure I can’t be the only one. Right?

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Ariel Winter Is Overhyped!

Kristen Stewart: Topless for Balenciaga!

Attention, Robert Pattinson : Kristen Stewart will see your provocative Dior Homme ads and raise you this Balenciaga campaign pic. Announced as the face of this fragrance last year, the actress poses seductively on its behalf below. Granted, you can’t see Kristen’s goods, but the poster is still rather revealing for the typically shy and conservative star. Check it out now and let’s all continue to hope she and Robert find their way back to each other:

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Behind the Scenes Tit for Fashion Video of the Day

Only Hearts Photoshoot Behind The Scene’s from Nathanial Stuart on Vimeo . One of my homies makes videos. He did this behind the shoot video for some lingerie company called Only Hearts, featuring some hot model bitch named Nina Marie, and he sent it to me to remind me that his life is substantially better than mine….so I figured I’d post it to remind him that despite being on set with tits, I have the power to make this Nina Marie bitch famous, and thus she will be all over my dick, while he’s being interrogated by the FEDS for using copyrighted music without the copyright, at least that’s my motivation in doing all this, ignoring the fact that nothing ever works out my way….and that I can’t make people famous…not even myself…but don’t tell her that…lies are what get me by….

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Anais Pouliot TItty for Numero of the Day

I once wrote a poem for this ANAIS POULIOT chick…I think it’s because I found out she is from Montreal, and that if she came across it, she’d track me down, and sweep me under her model nipple, and let me move into her model vagina. That never happened…. What did happen though, is that bitch has gone from some no name magazine, to some bigger scale magazine, proving that showing your tits pays off…and any bitch who refuses to show you her tits just isn’t ambitious or driven….. Seriously, I’ve heard of Numero, that’s big time for a small town Quebecer with nipples…but I’d still rather be looking at pics of her namesake…you know her anus…cuz there’s so much nipple in fashion, but not enough anus. That’s gotta send, hopefully with her, since her name is ANUS…. That’s all I have to say about that…

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Anais Pouliot TItty for Numero of the Day