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Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can… This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day

This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth… The post Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day

I guess fitness Lohan hasn’t been focusing on her squats, because looking at her ass looks like her ass cheeks are being sucked into her anus…and I guess since it is Lohan, I hope her ass cheeks are wearing a condom, because she’s dirty and since it is Lohan..I wish those ass cheeks were my mouth….because I love this freckly mess in all her levels of desperate…as she slowly becomes an instagram model… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anais Pouliot Excites Me of the Day

There is something magical about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s from my hometown of Canada, and I know that all girls french girls in Canada, like using their ANUS on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be an actual first date but rather buying her a drink in a club…it’s the Quebec way of life to those of you who have no idea what Quebec is…a land of sluts…and this Anais Pouliot has broke free and become some Top Model I like to watch.

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Top Moments In Black History: Serena Williams Reclaims No. 1 Women’s Tennis World Rank

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This Black History Month, NewsOne takes a look back at the top African-American moments from 2000 to 2012. Some will make you happy while others…

Top Moments In Black History: Serena Williams Reclaims No. 1 Women’s Tennis World Rank

Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Up His Anus

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In today’s news of the colossally  stupid,  a Bloods gang member was busted by cops for hiding 100 bags of heroin in his anus.  Rasoul…

Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Up His Anus

Anais Pouliot In Some See Through Outfit of the Day

Some Terry Richardson impersonator…because you know Terry Richardson invented the hot model snapshot in front of the white wall showing her tit….named Viktor Vauthier – did a shoot with Montreal model I never shared my igloo with and only found about about through her nude modeling….named Anais Pouliot….pronounced “ANUS POO A LOT” ….true story…..but hot enough for me to not laugh at the infantile joke….but to instead get turned on by the though of her anus and her mass amount of poo on my dick after fucking it….you know in a lot of ways her silly name is suggestive of so many good things…. Here are the pics…of a hot local model for me…turned pro and willing to get naked…like so many french strippers before her…

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Behind the Scenes Tit for Fashion Video of the Day

Only Hearts Photoshoot Behind The Scene’s from Nathanial Stuart on Vimeo . One of my homies makes videos. He did this behind the shoot video for some lingerie company called Only Hearts, featuring some hot model bitch named Nina Marie, and he sent it to me to remind me that his life is substantially better than mine….so I figured I’d post it to remind him that despite being on set with tits, I have the power to make this Nina Marie bitch famous, and thus she will be all over my dick, while he’s being interrogated by the FEDS for using copyrighted music without the copyright, at least that’s my motivation in doing all this, ignoring the fact that nothing ever works out my way….and that I can’t make people famous…not even myself…but don’t tell her that…lies are what get me by….

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Anais Pouliot TItty for Numero of the Day

I once wrote a poem for this ANAIS POULIOT chick…I think it’s because I found out she is from Montreal, and that if she came across it, she’d track me down, and sweep me under her model nipple, and let me move into her model vagina. That never happened…. What did happen though, is that bitch has gone from some no name magazine, to some bigger scale magazine, proving that showing your tits pays off…and any bitch who refuses to show you her tits just isn’t ambitious or driven….. Seriously, I’ve heard of Numero, that’s big time for a small town Quebecer with nipples…but I’d still rather be looking at pics of her namesake…you know her anus…cuz there’s so much nipple in fashion, but not enough anus. That’s gotta send, hopefully with her, since her name is ANUS…. That’s all I have to say about that…

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