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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess fitness Lohan hasn’t been focusing on her squats, because looking at her ass looks like her ass cheeks are being sucked into her anus…and I guess since it is Lohan, I hope her ass cheeks are wearing a condom, because she’s dirty and since it is Lohan..I wish those ass cheeks were my mouth….because I love this freckly mess in all her levels of desperate…as she slowly becomes an instagram model… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande Reading DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Ariana Grande is, I just know she’s laying on her bed, sprawled out, reading DrunkenStepfather.com….so I guess I have to promote her young, tight, fit, revealing pink outfit…. Sure, she may not even be on DrunkenStepfather.com, but you know you’re dick isn’t the one being sucked in all that POV porn you jerk off to. Let me have my fantasies, even if they are so far from reality, and involve me thinking my site matters so much, some Nickelodeon star reads the shit like it’s the scripture. I mean it’d be nice if she did, it’d increase my chances of K-Fed-ing her….a plan I’ve had in my back pocket since starting the site…. Come on Ariana, let your vagina save me from this hell I live… It’s not creepy cuz she’s 19….

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Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene is the average at best girl in Twilight….who has been lucky enough to get attached to the shit that’s made fucking Billionaires like it was Star Wars or Harry Potter…pretty much setting her for life and making idiots with no taste fall in love with her cuz compared to the other bitch in the movie, who is an inbred monster, this bitch is a 10….but she’s definitely not when she’s in her bikini. Her ass is shitty, not cuz she ate bad Mexican food, but because it’s got no fucking shape. Shit looks like it’s eating itself, or being sucked in by her pussy, in some kind of “this bitch must have 3 kids” way. Seriously…I’ve been complaining that she needs to up her nudity while people are watching and still care, cuz fame is fleeting and shit comes and go, but I shoulda sized her up before I put that out there, cuz I think she fucking sucks…. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow this Link GO

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Man Sucked Into Sausage Machine

Posted on May 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man's head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned. Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man – whose name was not released – was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/23/man-sucked-into-sausage-m_n_586373.html added by: unimatrix0

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Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Megan Fox is totally overrated and that’s exactly the reason why I am posting this pictures from some Rolling Stone Photoshoot that went down months ago because I figure it will get me traffic and take me to the fucking top of the internet where I feel like I belong…but unfortunately these pictures are boring and they aren’t going to do shit for me in terms of internet stardom or even in terms of getting off because there’s no pussy being flashed, not cock being sucked and Megan Fox remains the pornstar who go away….she’s nothing but a huge disappointment.

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