Lindsay Lohan lives….even though her ass looks like it may belong on a corpse…the kind of corpse that would make me a necrophiliac because all I want to do is bury my face in this and eat it all up…only to see if I survive or get arrested for trespassing on the cemetery that is her existence… A corpse that I believe will rise from the dead and pollute the world with more bullshit because as long as she’s alive, there is a strong chance she’ll have a comeback tour…where she reinvents herself and plays a broken girl who overcomes all obstacles that were in fact self inflicted…only to win an Oscar…I think her fake tits will carrry her through this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lisa Snowden is a British TV host who I’ve never heard of, so I am going to assume you’ve never heard of her either, but she definitely is hoping people hear of her, because she’s simulating sex with some black guy in the park in her bra, which may be normal behavior for some street hooker trying to make a living, but not for some woman who has been on TV and who I guess has some level of fame where she is from. I mean at least enough to get the paparazzi to take pics of the shit. I am not offended by girls with huge tits in their bra in public. I am not offended by white girls who fuck black guys. I get the appeal, not because I want to fuck black guys, but because white guys are little bitches.. I just think there’s a level of trash going on with this girl that is better suited for people who don’t get on TV… I am all for girls acting like porn chicks. I am all for girls putting themselves out there and fucking in public for some crazy stunt. I just think girls should act like ladies. It’s much more fun when they actually leak the nude pics…because even though we know they are intentional…we can at least try to believe the lie. With this girl, it’s like, we get what you are doing, we will look, but we won’t like or masturbate to it. Which to me means she’s doing her slut hustle all wrong. She should hire me as her slut hustle consultant. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars. Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit. She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway…. Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….
Irina Shayk is hot…there’s no doubt about that…but seeing her dressed up all formal…instead of half naked or in a bikini….showing off that rockin’ Russian mail order bride gone right body….just confuses me….It’s like seeing a street hooker, or stripper, or pornstar, in formal attire heading to the bank for a job interview or something…it just doesn’t make sense to me….you know all sophisticated and classy….but with a whole lot of slut shining through…I’m still a fan…just think she’s better off in a bikini…pants off….ban clothes from her life…until she gets pregnant….then snowsuit the bitch…
On his way to his daily appearance on a grilled cheese sandwich, Jesus takes a wrong turn and finds himself in a Portuguese brothel. What would Jesus do? Here's Portuguese Playboy to answer this urgent question with NSFW photos. To mark Nobel-winning writer Jose Saramago's death, Portuguese Playboy took inspiration from Saramago novel The Gospel According to Jesus Christ—a fictional reimagining of Christ's life as a flawed human—with explicit images showing Jesus glowing in the corner during a lesbian sex scene, next to a street hooker, and over the shoulder of a random topless lady reading a book. (Is she supposed to be a Catholic schoolgirl?) http://gawker.com/5581656/jesus-appears-in-portuguese-playboy added by: pjacobs51
