Her name is Stella Maxwell and she’s posing for Love & Lemons, which is pretty much one of the most popular brands out of LA right now…I know this because I masturbate to instagram and so many girls wear this shit…I guess they do bathings suits and lingerie, because when you’re rich and in LA and want a clothing line of your own to keep you busy…you can do anything… Now I don’t find Stella Maxwell hot, or interesting looking. She has the LA hipster look, with the green hair, all skinny as fuck…but people are loving her… I’ve posted her NAKED HERE and NAKED THERE before…and I still don’t get the appeal… I mean pre-teen tomboy undertones is what I’m getting here, but I figure why not encourage her to continue her work, because hipster models always get naked and I like naked.
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According to my sources, it was the 4th annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards last night, but I don’t really blame you if you missed it, considering the collection of “talent” they got to show up. I mean, where was Sofia Vergara , or my all-time favorite TV booty Maria Menounos ? Instead, I’ve got to give out our coveted Best Funbags award to Michelle Trachtenberg , pretty much by default. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still happy to invite Michelle over for a celebratory motorboat, I just hope there’s a little more to choose from next year. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I may not be a big fan of Taylor Swift ‘s music, at least not until she writes a hit single about our divorce, but there’s not a single pop star out there who puts on a better leg show on such a consistent basis . So here’s Taylor out in New York showing off those perfect stems of hers once again, and if I’m ever lucky enough to get the chance, I plan on climbing those things faster than her stupid songs climb the charts. Yow. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Nina Dobrev looks like she’s been eating too much maple syrup…or bacon…or like she’s carrying her Canadian winter weight…while wearing a bikini and I like to think this is a personal attack on our country..because she is one of our own…a Canadian who has gone to America to misrepresent us as a dumpy nation…filled with sloppy pigs…who when dressed in bikinis…at least one person will jerk off to because they love the stupid show that she’s on…and are creepy chubby chasers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Courtney Stodden is an amazing example of how ridiculous the world is…the fact that she’s famous, or people are interested in her…or watching her stripper trash life that should be in porn, and that will be in porn, just as soon as this stupid hype dies down, is beyond me…she’s got stupid fake tits, she’s clearly pushing 30, but she’s not fat, and she puts herself out there, cuz it is better than giving lap dances for 10 dollars a song… Here she is continuing to cry for attention…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Uh oh. It’s spreading. Because here’s Avril Lavigne making like Miley Cyrus by giving the fans some tongue action on the way into Jimmy Kimmel . I’m glad to see that Avril at least paired it with flashing her bra though. That was a nice touch. But still, why couldn’t Miley have started a more fun trend, like, say, having a one night stand with a blogger? Maybe it’s just me, but I think that’s way hotter than this stupid tongue business. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way…. Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.
Evil Dead has one of the most difficult names to live up to. The original film is a consummate cult classic. While most fans of The Evil Dead franchise may not hold the reboot in the same esteem, it does succeed in bringing the story into the 21 st century. The new film is gory. Very gory. While there are only one or two startle points in the entire thing, there is enough blood to make millions of black puddings (gross). The rules of Evil Dead are slightly different than the 1981 movie, but the same tropes are all hit. Five people in a cabin in the woods find the Book of the Dead and unlock a demonic presence. Simple. If you’re looking for the famous tree branch scene, it’s there. Corpses bursting from the soil? You bet. A badass strapping scene? Definitely. Some chainsaw action? Of course. To its detriment, however, Evil Dead trades in the camp of The Evil Dead for a pristine, modern aesthetic. Unless you are easily terrified, you won’t find Evil Dead particularly scary. Gross, yes. Thrilling, probably. But the original series leaned very heavily on its unapologetic camp, and the new attempt could have definitely used some of that. Because it’s difficult to scare modern audiences with the same techniques that were used in 1981, Evil Dead comes across as somewhat lost between old and new. It’s an old story that we’re very familiar with, retold through a pristine modern lens, but with none of the modern horror elements that terrify audiences today. Director/Co-writer Fede Alvarez does frame Evil Dead in an unexpected way, however. First of all, while horror films tend to feature sex-crazed teenagers played by 25 year-olds, Evil Dead features 25 year-olds played by 25 year-olds, which is much appreciated. And there’s no sex . None. Well, except for the tree scene… Instead of the usual “let’s escape our hectic lives and go get drunk and make out in the woods” thing, Evil Dead brings its characters into the woods to help Mia, played by Jane Levy, detoxify from years of drug use. What the drug back story does is make it impossible for the other characters to believe Mia when she tells them she’s seeing demons. It creates a natural time-lapse before they start to think that something more than withdrawals is happening. It’s refreshing to see a horror movie , or any movie for that matter, actually take care to establish a context and a story for the 90-minute investment the audience is making. Instead of just plopping five sexy personality-devoid teens in the woods and slowly picking them off one-by-one, Alvarez gave us a reason to want to see what happened, and gave the characters a reason to act they way they do (imagine that!). So while Evil Dead suffers a bit by assuming gore is scary, and from a kind of ridiculous ending that leaves the audience trying to piece together the logic of what just happened, this reboot is not just a run-of-the-mill horror movie. It has a pulse. You can tell because something has to be pumping all that blood. “The most terrifying film you will ever experience?” Definitely not (sorry, posters). A fun, thrilling, 90-minute gorefest? Absolutely. If you’re into that, then go see Evil Dead . RATING: 3.5/5
Another day, another case of celebrity swatting. Justin Timberlake is the latest victim of the stupid trend that somehow won’t die, as idiots with too much time on their hands called 911 today and claimed a crime was taking place at JT’s residence. The caller told an operator that four African-American men entered Timberlake’s house and that two shots were fired. When the LAPD showed up, no one was on the premises. Other recent Swatting victims include Diddy and Rihanna . No word yet on whether Jaime Lynn Spears was behind the incident, following her random Tweet today at Justin .
