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Jennifer Lawrence Brought Her Tits Out at her Premiere of the Day

I think Jennifer Lawrence is overrated on all fronts. Her ridiculously successful career has to be a lie, or a scam, or some fucking lottery win because she plays the same person in every movie… I’ve actually had a conversation with one agent a few years ago asking how someone like Jennifer Lawrence existed, and like any hollywood agent would, he went on a rant about how she’s a natural talent that only comes so many times in a lifetime, and that when you find that, you celebrate it….really believing in is industry and in her….while I was just like “she’s the same person in all the moves she’s in”… My theory is that the producers need a high paid actress to jack up their budgets so they make more, someone they can hype up and build out strategically, making her a pawn…and she still exists, probably making more money than ever, doing all the right movie roles…and promoting them awkwardly… The good news is that what we learned about J.Law, other than her terrible taste in friends, is that with her nude leaks, came awesome tits, tits she hardly reduces herself to showing off, but that made her substantially more important as the most important actress of this generation, even if it’s a manufactured lie, because her tits were great or are great and anyone with great tits gets a pass from me… So here she is with her tits out promoting nonsense she probably doesn’t deserve to be part of – but Hollywood needs girls like her…and at least she’s got the tits to carry her through all those tough roles she plays herself in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Brought Her Tits Out at her Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne’s Milking 18 Like Her Boyfriends Cock of the Day

The smartest thing this Bella Thorne, the lady in red with red hair and tits…is to pretend she’s still 17…because she’s gone viral cuz she was a busy 17 year old who strategically posted bikini pics for the dad’s who follow her on social media for the boners they got watching her on the TV show their kids made them watch because they’ve been forced to only fuck their wife, who since the wedding has gained a lot of fucking weight, but gave you two great kids you can’t fucking stand and who you slave to make money for…awesome… Well, instead she decided to say “hey, I’m 18, I can vote, yay”….and all the perverts who liked her substantially before she turned 18 know it is all down hill from here and that they can only get off to girls who are under 18, because it is illegal, reminds them of high school, when their lives weren’t this middle of the road life…and that’s about all there is to say about that… The post Bella Thorne’s Milking 18 Like Her Boyfriends Cock of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lourdes Leon – Madonna’s Daughter – Rockin’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional, but more importantly rich as fuck and I wouldn’t put it past any of them to assume these overly perky tits are in fact implants, because rich kids everywhere, even here, are getting implants for their 16th birthday instead of their own BMW and their parent’s aren’t even remotely as close to vapid, image oriented, materialistic, superficial, hollywood popstar bullshit as Lourdes Leon’s cunt mother… Not that implants bother me, I’ve fucked them and I’ve sucked them, and they fill a bikini up proper, so maybe they don’t make girls feel like more of a women, since the whole vagina thing is enough, but they can make naked or half naked a little better to look at…if you don’t mind a little surgical updating with a little body modification that is better than sewing your pussy shot….which luckily I don’t. The fact that being Madonna’s kid hasn’t made her substantially worse of a human than this, amazes me…and so does the fact I want to watch her bang…no wait…I want to watch everyone bang… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Marisa Miller’s Tits at Some Bullshit Event of the Day

I hate stupid award shows. Mainly because I am never allowed at them…which puts a huge damper on me ever producing my own pictures and videos…..seriously I have spent 6 years applying for press passes to every low level and top level event in Hollywood and I have been rejected every single year…which almost pisses me off because I see substantially shittier sites get access, but then I remember that the substantially shittier sites play the bullshit suck up safe for work game that advertisers and event producers feel comfortable allowing in, because friendly sucking up is a lot better than anything I do and it’s just another example on how the world doesn’t like fun…but instead like boring, obvious shit…like Marisa Miller showing off some cleavage…we get it cunt…you’re a bikini model…you have big fake tits that look good enough to get you paid big fucking money…but maybe you should step it up a little and walk around with your pussy exposed…that’s what we really want to see…take it to the next level you aging, boring, all american, hot bodied cliche which I guess isn’t a cliche cuz hot bodies make me forget obvious stunts…I am a pervert and that’s how we work… Pics via Bauer

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