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Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

In case you were wondering, Ashley Benson, a girl you’ve probably never heard of, unless you saw Spring Breakers, which you probably did, because you have a thing for all the Disney Stars that were in it, since you felt like you had a romantic relationship with them, seeing as you watched them all grow up…and by watched I mean masturbated to them all while they were growing up…now all legal in fat in bikinis…well she’s the one who had a threesome with the other one…trying to break free and be edgy so people take her seriously as an actor…well apparently, she had a real rough workout….but not a good enough workout to be wearing little booty shorts…which is really the only kind of workout I care about, but I’ll post it anyway. Too bad she’s not hot.

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Ashley Benson had a Rough Workout of the Day

Skateboarding Video of the Day

This video is amazing, some dude is filming a scene for a skate movie, whether it is pro or not, I couldn’t tell you, I lost interest in skateboarding when I got a driver’s license at 16 and I haven’t really looked back since, because as much as I like over-priced shoes and shirts, dancing around on a piece of wood seems a little idiotic…you know almost on the retard level of “oh good boy, you can flip your board and land on it, here’s a million dollar sponsorship, since you were never going to graduate high school an get a real job anyway”…but I guess skateboarders have fun, and in having fun, when all you other assholes are working for your mortgage, this dude slammed into a kid and his mom wasn’t too down, in fact she was pissed and started beating the punk…hilarious… It’s almost as good as this dude getting tasered after hitting a girl outside a party…

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Skateboarding Video of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Likes Old Bald Dudes of the Day

Here’s that bald action star named Jason giving the paparazzi a little wink because he’s fucking won and he knows it. Millions of dollars, this Rosie bitch, who you know he cheats on all the fucking time, because that’s what being in Hollywood does to a motherfucker, it makes girls want to fuck you, and it makes models and actresses accept you for the dude who fucks those girls that you are, because they know you ultimately won’t leave them for those other ratchet groupies, and they are busy with their own career to give you the attention you need…leading to herpes and all the other good stuff I would totally suck out of Rosie, because she’s a fucking babe. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Likes Old Bald Dudes of the Day

Lourdes Leon – Madonna’s Daughter – Rockin’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional, but more importantly rich as fuck and I wouldn’t put it past any of them to assume these overly perky tits are in fact implants, because rich kids everywhere, even here, are getting implants for their 16th birthday instead of their own BMW and their parent’s aren’t even remotely as close to vapid, image oriented, materialistic, superficial, hollywood popstar bullshit as Lourdes Leon’s cunt mother… Not that implants bother me, I’ve fucked them and I’ve sucked them, and they fill a bikini up proper, so maybe they don’t make girls feel like more of a women, since the whole vagina thing is enough, but they can make naked or half naked a little better to look at…if you don’t mind a little surgical updating with a little body modification that is better than sewing your pussy shot….which luckily I don’t. The fact that being Madonna’s kid hasn’t made her substantially worse of a human than this, amazes me…and so does the fact I want to watch her bang…no wait…I want to watch everyone bang… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lourdes Leon – Madonna’s Daughter – Rockin’ Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day