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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today:  Miranda Kerr , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Lily Donaldson , Candice Swanepoel , Kate Upton , and Anja Rubik … And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine ‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know. Continue reading

Skin Links 8.11.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Holly Peers’ striptease is sure to please ( egotasticallstars.com ) Michelle Rodriguez accidentally flashes her bush ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Joey Fisher topless in jeans ( boobieblog.com ) British pop star Hatty Keane flashes her ass ( thenipslip.com ) She loves showing off her flat stomach and her cleavage ( doubleviking.com ) Candice Swanepoel cleaves out in some Polaroids ( steakwood.com ) Natalie Portman see-through in Marie Claire ( fleshbot.com ) Sophie Marceau topless in the pool ( taxidrivermovie.com )

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Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day

Beyonce isn’t hot…but she thinks she’s hot…because everyone around her tells her how hot she is… I guess when you’re woth 500,000,000 dollars, and people around you suck your dick all day, and the audience just feeds into her, she’s either like “yes I’m amazing”…or “fuck it, let’s do this”…. But it makes me laugh, because Mark Zuckerberg is worth 41 billion dollars, and people jus think he’s evil, but it would be amazing if he was more like an Entertainment dude, and posed like Beyonce, all cocky with his success.. Maybe Beyonce is in denial about being in her 30s and a mom…it’s some kind of crisis…or maybe she’s trying to stay relevant with her baby daddy to distract him from all his groupies and bajan hookers.. Here she is from her TUMBLR promoting cheesy music festival flash tattoos everyone is into… The post Beyonce Flash Tattoo Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product… So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Works It On The Streets

Here’s one of my all-time favorite models  Candice Swanepoel out in New York, and going by her all-spandex outfit here, I’m gonna assume she’s heading to the gym. (That kind of expert analysis is why they pay me the big bucks.) But considering how good Candice looks in workout gear, I don’t get why there aren’t paps stationed inside her gym 24/7. Hell, I’d offer to do it myself, but I’m pretty sure I’m deathly allergic to exercise equipment. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Candice Swanepoel Best Photoshoot Ever!

I feel like we’ve been obsessing over so many different model booties lately that we’ve forgotten all about  Candice Swanepoel . But after this ballet-themed shoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie, there should be no doubt that she’s still hands-down the best supermodel booty in the business. And you know, I’ve never really been a ballet fan, but I think I’m finally starting to understand the appeal. Yow.

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Candice Swanepoel Best Photoshoot Ever!

I feel like we’ve been obsessing over so many different model booties lately that we’ve forgotten all about  Candice Swanepoel . But after this ballet-themed shoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie, there should be no doubt that she’s still hands-down the best supermodel booty in the business. And you know, I’ve never really been a ballet fan, but I think I’m finally starting to understand the appeal. Yow.

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Candice Swanepoel Will Blow Your Mind

I don’t know about you guys, but it’s finally starting to warm up near me. And no, that’s not just because I found this killer new Candice Swanepoel photoshoot. Although I’m not gonna lie, it probably doesn’t hurt. In fact, I bet I could probably heat this entire basement with the pants fire I’ve got going on right now. So there you go, I think I just solved the energy crisis by finding our latest renewable energy source: Candice Swanepoel topless pictures. …So, when should I be expecting that Nobel Prize? » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Candice Swanepoel for Osmoze of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a model….this is her modeling…for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, because I guess they let her out of her cage every once in a while, but maybe this is a company the Victoria’s Secret people own part of, and they figure why not take the white girl they found eating out of Garbage before Nelson Mandela saved her and gave her to America…for promo modeling….because she’s hot.. So thank Nelson Mandela for saving the rich white people from South Africa from a life of underpaying and mistreating the black natives…without apartheid there would be no Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel for Osmoze of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Does Self

I’m not sure if I’m buying  Candice Swanepoel calling herself an “athlete” because she models, but hey, whatever gets us more pictures of the hottie at the beach works for me. So let’s all just go with it and enjoy this spread Candice did for the last issue of Self Magazine . And you know, I’m pretty sure I burned a day’s worth of calories just looking at these pictures. Hey, does that make me an athlete too?

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