Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together. I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits… The post Jojo Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are both Victoria’s Secret created models – who have really only worked with Victoria’s Secret from day one in their career and who have gone onto do other things coordinated by Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how they manage and leverage their hookers…. They’ve already recruited new girls, who probably have a “DON’T GET PREGNANT” clause in their contract, but these two, Behati and Candice have been recruited to do their Maternity Line of lingerie and Bathing suits, seeing as they can’t do shit without permission from the brand that owns them, I wouldn’t even be surprised if they were forced to get pregnant to be the launch pad for the new line of maternity gear. Never trust evil corporations or the models they make….So apparently, they want to keep them Candice Swanepoel in Some Magazine in China Behati Prinsloo in Some Magazine… The post Pregnant Victoria’s Secret Models in Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t care what level of expensive surgery a girl gets, or what level of professional make-up artist who probably deserves to be doing gallery shows of their work, because they make these Kardashian monsters look like they are china dolls…but its a wolves in sheep’s clothing… I don’t care what what I would assume is 1500 dollars a day on hair, 1500 a day on make-up, 10,000 dollars a month on fillers in her face, and 8 hours a day in the gym, to look like this plastic shit….. It’s not impressive to me to have money to spend on bullshit, genetically she’s a fucking monster, and if she puts this much into her look, she’s clearly got a personality to match… Anything they do to her….may make her look tolerable for a rapper to jerk off on her…because rappers are into stripper looking girls who are also monsters who look just like this…it’s all over the social media…no thanks to this garbage family..but this is money invested in vapid, fleeting lies….that looking like this is a good thing, that buying your face is a good thing, and that can’t be much of a benefit of society…in both the girls following this lifestyle….and the wasted money that they could put to good use but instead pile up and spend on their asshole trashy new money selves… SHE’S NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! The post Khloe Kardashian Can’t Fool Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The amazing Candice Swanepoel recently went down to St. Barts for a Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot and there have been some amazing candids leaking out of the model getting down and dirty in the sand! Hit the jump for more pics…
Candice Swanepoel is still pretty hot…but I find her boring.. I just feel as though she could have done so much when she was at her prime, you know before turning 30. Seriously, she’s done nothing beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret…and really she’s not doing much beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret on this shoot in St Barts, or what I like to call the strategic last push before the holidays to get their models in the gossip magazines…. But then someone I met told me that he fucked her, while she was dating the homo she’s now engaged to, and I guess that made her moderately more interesting…sure the guy I was talking to was a crazy person…but for some reason I believed him…at least more than when a homeless guy told me about how he had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and JFK…all while smelling like urine. SHe’s in a bikini…being fun…because she’s won at life – obviously.. She’s got an ass…like most people who aren’t amputees, hers is just better. The post Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are Cara Delevigne and Margot Robbie doing some nerd shit for the nerds who are obsessed with these comic book movies…because comic book movies are the only movies that make money…so they cast what they consider “it girls”…who don’t deserve the fame or success they have…while the media shoves them down our throats…perpetuating the lies…now marketing the nerds who will just make them last longer….even though they are the fucking worst… I am drunk..and not sure what I am saying…but I hate what’s going on here because it means these two idiots are going to matter at least another year….the worst.. The post Cara Delevingne and Margot Robbie Doing Nerd Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Candice Swanepoel in doing her retirement tour…and showing the young replacements how it’s done…even when you’re older and it’s harder to maintain the ridiculous ass…and she’s looking, at least from this angle, is amazing….and not too old for me, even when she’s on the outs with Victoria’s Secret….she matters…as long I can see her vagina definition… TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN CONCERT OF THE DAY CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s in Panties in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Candice Swanepoel in doing her retirement tour…and showing the young replacements how it’s done…even when you’re older and it’s harder to maintain the ridiculous ass…and she’s looking, at least from this angle, is amazing….and not too old for me, even when she’s on the outs with Victoria’s Secret….she matters…as long I can see her vagina definition… TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN CONCERT OF THE DAY CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s in Panties in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy… I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful… Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything… The post Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
