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Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty…. Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”… Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake… But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants… It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere.. Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness. I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

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Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

TJ Lavin Heads Home from Hospital

A month after a harrowing accident placed him in intensive car, BMX star TJ Lavin has been released from the hospital. The athlete’s mother told The Las Vegas Review-Journa l that her son – who was placed in a coma to stop swelling in his brain, and also suffered an orbital fracture and a broken right wrist – has made significant progress and “is now walking, talking, eating on his own and is getting his sense of humor back.” “He has some eye issues and balance issues, but as the swelling goes down, we hope they will go away,” Barbara Lavin said. “He’s starting to get his personality back.” Going forward, Lavin will have to wear an eye patch occasionally, but will receive assistance from fianc

Heidi Montag Post-Surgery Body before and after

Heidi Montag, 23, has been flaunting her body, posing in a bikini in the water while still sporting a bandage on her nose. Why? “To keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way [my plastic surgeon] Dr. Ryan sculpted it,” she has said. She#39;s Tweeted about massaging her breast implants to keep them soft, worried about her nose falling off and complained of jaw pain recently – but Heidi Montag doesn#39;t want to be a cautionary tale against plastic surgery. After her jaw-dropping (

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Heidi Montag Post-Surgery Body before and after