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Victoria Justice Is Pretty Flexible

I know Victoria Justice over eighteen and all, I got a lot of emails letting me know when she was legal, but there’s something about posting pictures of a Nickelodeon star that just doesn’t sit right with me. Here she is on her kid’s show trying to shoot a bow and arrow with her feet by twisting herself into an interesting position. I’m going to leave it at that.

Ayem Nour & Sylvia Jargeniak Bikini Pictures

I don’t know who these girls are, but I like them already. Here are Sylvia Jargeniak and Ayem Nour posing for a photoshoot in their hot little bikinis for some new show called Hollywood Girls . I don’t what that is, I can’t be expected to keep track of every new reality TV show can I? It seems like there’s a new one popping up each week. Although, if I am going to watch one, it would probably something like this that involves hot chicks in bikinis hanging out by the pool. Throw in a few drunken strippers and we’ve got ourselves a hit.

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Ashley Greene Is Skinny Goodness

If you are into some skinny goodness here is Ashley Greene at the Nylon Magazine August Issue party. I don’t think there is an ounce of fat on her. I wonder if the girl ever eats? Don’t worry, I’m not complaining. That would go against everything I stand for. Anyway, I’d love to take Ashley out for a delicious iceberg lettuce salad. Hold the dressing.

Ashley Greene Rocks The Tight Pants

There’s just something about hot chicks in tight pants walking the streets that turns me on, why do you think I walk around with a camera taped to my shoe? Here’s Ashley Greene working it in some tight pants and a sexy loose top. I don’t know what I like more, if there was a booty shot I’d probably be able to make a more informed decision. Either way the chick is hot and those legs would look good wrapped around my face. Call me.

Jessica Lowndes Is One Hot Lady

I’m kind of digging this Jessica Lowndes chick these days, yesterday she dropped some tasty cleavage and today she seems to be keeping the party going. Here she is at some event last night looking all bad ass and sexy in her tight black dress. She reminds me of a sexy vampire, not a real vampire, one of those pretend vampires from porno movies. The best kind of vampires. Call me.

Eva Amurri Flashes Her Cute Little Booty

Eva Amurri isn’t exactly the biggest name when it comes to hot celebrity chicks, but ever since I saw her big beautiful breasts in like one or two episodes of Californication a few years back I’ve had a huge crush on her. Obviously when I say huge crush I mean erection, I guess it’s more like an average size crush, but I assume you already knew that. Anyhow, we may not be getting a good look at her fun bags, but her booty is looking pretty good.

Ashley Greene’s Leggings Are Boring Me

I was kinda hoping we’d be done with pictures of Ashley Greene going to or coming from the gym in her pilates outfit, but it would seem that I’m mistaken. Here she is looking, well, looking like she always looks. I’m bored. I never thought I’d say that I’m bored looking at a hottie in leggings, but I am. All this hard work at the gym needs to be rewarded with a bikini getaway for Ashley and some of her hot lady friends, filled with pillow fights and leg wrestling I hope. I’ll keep you posted.

Ashley Greene And Her Stupid Boyfriend

I can’t believe hottie Ashley Greene has fallen under the spell of one of the friggin’ Jonas Brothers . What the hell? The guy must be rich and famous or something. Anyhow, Ashley looks amazing as usual and she’s giving us a nice little peek at her booty while she walks away in her shorts so I think I can overlook the fact that she’s cheating on me with this kid. I guess pimples are all the rage these days.