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Tamara Ecclestone Frees the Nipple of the Day

Tamara Ecclestone is a billionaire, who lives in the Spelling mansion, and who apparently believes in freeing the nipple while breast feeding because it is nature’s way and nature is better than man made laws stating girls can’t pull out their tits, getting in the way of my life work of telling girls to “show me your tits”….I don’t who they are, how rich they are, I don’t care if they are doing it to prove a point, or because they want an even tan, whatever the reason, I just care that they are doing it…insightful right…how is this my life…..my god…I am pathetic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tamara Ecclestone Frees the Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eniko Mihalik for Numero of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a fashion model, who I think has done some Victoria’s Secret, but who for the most part has done nude or topless shoots thate you can see… HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE Now I don’t know when Fashion is considered fashion, or when it crosses over into erotica, because most of what she’s done is topless, and I really don’t care, I am a firm believer in telling girls anything to get them to let you take nudes of them, that you can keep on your harddrive to cross reference to masturbate to, anytime you need it… She’s Hungarian, I’m hungry, but I wouldn’t mind lunching…on her vagina, even though any war torn communist pussyhas seen some things I may not want my mouth associating with to escape… The post Eniko Mihalik for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristina for Tommy Wharf is Amazing of the Day

I don’t know anything about TOMMY WHARF other than that he posts pictures of his film in his fridge, so I am going to assume he’s a photographer…who still uses film…as a lot of these photographers are now doing – because digital takes the fun out of taking a picture – and film allows people to both be as annoying as being vegan, or in Crossfit, or a feminist about it..you know some hipster elitism that can allow film people to look down on the lesser photographers who don’t shoot on film…and I am all for that…because..I’m old as fuck, I remember film cameras, and I remember jerking off to porn pictures shot on film…and I find the whole experience of film, way more romantic… And if you can’t tell from this site filled with throat fucking love stories…and scat fetishes….that I am a romantic…then you just don’t get me.. All this to say, telling girls an artist, getting some Penthouse from the 70s vibe going on in your pictures, all thanks to shooting on film is a solid hook…and her is a shoot he did, that I don’t know whether it was on film or not…because it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics… Via C-Heads

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Emily Ratajkowski for Nasty Gal of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now.. She’s booking all kind of jobs, from modeling, to spokesperson shit, to acting, shit’s gone out of control and all because she got naked and showed off her rockin’ natural looking tits, a lot, in a strategic way, working with the right magazines, the right photographer, fucking with the right famous dudes in LA, and that landed her tits on the right music video, that went so fucking viral, that she’s become a household name…. I’ve been supporting this girl for a long time, almost since the beginning and I’ve even written her at least one love song….and by love song I mean tried to masturbate to her a couple times… But really her legacy, isn’t great tits, it’s telling girls everywhere, to show their fucking tits and dreams will come true, if done proper. So do it proper. Here she is for Nasty Gal…

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Anja Rubik’s Hot Hip Bone in Her Dress for the Costume Gala of the Day

The world is filled with too many fat chicks….All this processed food, cupcake shops, ice cream parlours are too accessible for them….coupled with the whole “positive body image” marketing that’s out there telling girls to love themselves if they aren’t a size 2, to not kill themselvs trying to be fit, when reality is they are killing themselves being fat….it is propoganda….Lies perpetuated by fat women coalitions against skinny women to make them feel about their lazy selves….cuz recruiting wives to give up the fitness after their first kid wasn’t enough fucking damage….. My bed is also filled with too many fat chicks….cuz the skinny chicks are rare and being swept up by rich dudes who hate fat chicks as much as I do…cuz that’s natures fucking way…..fat is bad….a sign of death and should be kept for the weaker men….which in my case it has… So when I see Anja Rubik showing some hip bone, I see hope. Let her inspire….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pam Anderson Rehearses for her Role of a Lifetime of the Day

I made fun of this Pam Anderson gig yesterday. I thought it was funny that someone was giving her work because the milk in them titties is definitely expired. I just assumed she’d live off her sex tape residuals over the course of the restof her life as she slowly died of Hepatitis, but clearly I was wrong, she got this really important job wearing a red bathing suit like thing where she prances around the stage and for some reason, I find it really funny that they had to rehearse the shit, you’d think telling her to walk on stage, sit on some ring and hump the air would be enough for her, but I guess you can never be too professional, prepared, or ready especially when you’re a talentless idiot who scammed the world with fake tits, especially when this useless job could be the single most important role of her life because it is the second chance she dreamed about the last decade after falling asleep in random beds after sex with random men.

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