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Which Recently Divorced Father Is Allegedly Close To Deadbeat Daddyville Already?

Which Recently Divorced Father Is Seeing Less Of His Child? Recently divorced father Tom Cruise has reportedly been seeing less and less of his daughter Suri since his divorce from her mother Katie Holmes was finalized earlier this summer. via E!News : Seeing Suri seems to have become mission impossible for Tom Cruise these days. Apparently, the star hasn’t spent time with his adorable 6-year-old daughter in over a month—a sharp contrast to near-daily pics showing ex-wife Katie Holmes doting over Suri’s every move. In fact, the last time the Rock of Ages star was snapped with his li’l cutie was in late July when he took Suri to Disney World, where the two hit the beach and where the pint-size fashionista channeled her inner princess in a Little Mermaid getup. But the explanation for the star’s absence, his camp says, is actually pretty simple: Cruise is a busy working dad. Hopefully Tom can work out his schedule to see more of Suri. No need for her to get caught in the crossfire, especially since she’s so young.

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What The Hell??? Los Angeles Police Are Investigating A Suspected Pair Of Lungs Found On A City Sidewalk

Is this the work of another bath salt zombie?? L.A. Cops Investigate Lungs Found On Sidewalk Authorities are investigating what appear to be a pair of lungs found on a sidewalk in South Los Angeles. A woman called to report finding what she believed to be the organs at 8:30 p.m. (11:30 p.m. ET) Sunday in the 13100 block of Avalon Boulevard. Sheriff’s deputies responded to the scene, and the coroner’s office was also called. Additional testing will determine if the remains are in fact lungs and whether they are human, police said. Sgt. Robert Dean of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, told the Los Angeles Times: “We don’t know what they are. It’s really weird.” Ed Winter, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office, told the newspaper the possible organs were not attached to a body, and he found the situation “a little strange.” He said it was unclear when the examination would be performed. We get the feeling that the explanation for this is ain’t gonna be good… Image via Jan Resner Source

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Paris Hilton’s Tits Busting Out of her Cameltoe Suit of the Day

Paris Hilton is on some international comeback tour and I don’t really know what she is coming back from…other than being caught with cocaine in her pussy…cuz people love cocaine especially bitches with too much money and serious daddy issues that lead to using her cunt as a tool to get by…..proven in this cameltoe suit that’s being swallowed up her herpes-ridden labia…but this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about….she could be wearing the thickest snowpants and still get a cameltoe….that’s just one of the perks of having a used up loose fitting vagina….because cameltoes get you noticed….and I guess so does ridiculous push-up bras that make you look like your flat chested pornstar ass has tits…. What it comes down to is that this is a good look for her. I’m ready for “my second night in Paris” to be released…cuz I know it’s coming…even if she’s a little old for this shit….

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Paris Hilton’s Ridiculous Stage Performance of the Day

Seeing Paris Hilton in her racing suit wasn’t enough Paris Hilton for one day….you know since she’s disappeared the last couple years from being burnt out from being famous for nothing…but more importantly, because we lost interest in her. Paris Hilton is like a tranny, addicted to cock, addicted to being the center of attention, not worried about being tacky or trashy, acting all glamorous and glittery, while looking hard faced and cheap, only I know she has a vagina because I have seen it a bunch of times from various states of getting penis inside her to just casually getting out of her car….so being a tranny can’t be the explanation behind this embarrassing low budget burlesque show she’s putting on in Spain….but being cheesy, mainstream, boring and obvious probably clearly can…..and the worst thing in all this is that I’d totally tongue fuck her during an outbreak cuz I’ll stick my mouth in anything…I just can’t understand how Paris Hilton isn’t a gay man..It really fucks with my head..but not as much as her bloated 30 year old coke body…. If you want to see the shitty videos of the shitty event – you can check out youtube HERE , I did the work for you already… Here are the pics of her in some drugged out party monster disco bullshit that isn’t hot, but that is very very funny….

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