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Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day

Kylie Jenner has had so much plastic surgery – she is no longer considered human – like her dad/ mom… But unfortunately, she hasn’t taken Kanye’s mom’s lead on the plastic surgery hustle…and died in a procedure… Not because I wish death upon cunts that don’t deserve celebrity according to me, but because I know she’s doing nothing good for society when girls think looking like this is NORMAL….kill her off even if the damage is done and face injections are fucking everywhere on everyone… The post Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Awkward! Caitlyn Jenner Attempts To Flirt In New ‘I am Cait’ Clip

  Caitlyn Jenner Attempts To Get Back In The Dating World… As A Woman It’s been a while since Caitlyn came out as transgender, but in this struggly clip we realize all the plastic surgery and hair extensions in the world doesn’t mean you’re ready to play the field. Lastnight, E! Online shared a sneak peak of Caitlyn attempting to flirt with men and admitting that she fears rejection. It’s painfully awkward! Take a look and drop your comments below!  

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#stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day

We partnered with brilliant, young, fashionable, current, amazing, lovely, mouth oriented photographer Nastia.jpg ….and dry leaf portable stylish amazing vaporizer FEZ …..and together we made some mouth art….because mouths are the most erogenous, romantic zones…because mouths are hot, not only kiss, suck, eat, lick, bite and swell up when ovulating, to seduce…but a good mouth, like good tits, is something women strive for at the plastic surgeon’s office…big lips sink ships and speak to my soul…when suckcing on a vape…being all erotic and shit…seducing me and shit…tongues everywhere and shit…without the shit because that would be gross! FOR SOME COOL FUCKING VAPES VISIT CLICK HERE The post #stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy

Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations…. The post Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day

Kylie Jenner…who is digusting…and she’s only 17…not because she bangs older rappers…but because the plastic surgery, the rough around the edges, plastic surgery looking body at 17…can only go to a horrible place…you know with the worst of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and their mom to thank for her flawed personality…and look… Here she is in tight pants… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Early Bird Special: And the world was safe once again from…

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Early Bird Special: And the world was safe once again from scourge of the plastic bottle menace. [ geekologie .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 09/02/2011 07:19 Number of articles : 2

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Your Favorite New Christmas Song

YouTube user gottabeandrew has created a new Christmas classic.

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Another Best Fight Scene Ever!

A guy fights off a whole medieval town by doing karate-gymnastics from a pommel horse. I think you'll agree that time traveling fight scene meets all the ridiculous requirements needed for it to be declared a 'Best Fight Scene Ever.' Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Person Of Interest Kitty

“I don't care if you don't have a mouth, answer our questions or the plastic cuffs come out.” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment