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Bikini Model Natalie Roser of the Day

Natalie Roser is not a hoser, but a hoser is something Canadians call themselves, which I don’t real understand, but I do understand the concept of HOSING someone down, which I rarely get to do, because girls fear golden showers, which makes no sense to me…because they’ll eat ass and take mucusy cum loads to their mouths, and that shit isn’t sterile, while urine is…silly girls need to read up on science or some shit…or maybe it’s cuz they pretend they don’t like being degraded, on some college caliber protest that bores me… NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40 and these were shot in the 90s”… Catalog pics are the fucking worst… The post Bikini Model Natalie Roser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day

We partnered with brilliant, young, fashionable, current, amazing, lovely, mouth oriented photographer Nastia.jpg ….and dry leaf portable stylish amazing vaporizer FEZ …..and together we made some mouth art….because mouths are the most erogenous, romantic zones…because mouths are hot, not only kiss, suck, eat, lick, bite and swell up when ovulating, to seduce…but a good mouth, like good tits, is something women strive for at the plastic surgeon’s office…big lips sink ships and speak to my soul…when suckcing on a vape…being all erotic and shit…seducing me and shit…tongues everywhere and shit…without the shit because that would be gross! FOR SOME COOL FUCKING VAPES VISIT CLICK HERE The post #stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Lone Ranger Featurette: Hell on Wheels

To echo Armie Hammer in this new The Lone Ranger featurette, Hell on Wheels, what does someone do in life to end up with a scorpion in their mouths? Not only that, but how did it take so long for Helena Bonham Carter to play a peg leg? Seems like it’s only natural for her to have a leg with built in pistol.  The Lone Ranger opens this Friday. You can find the The Lone Ranger  trailer here and check out the Hell on Wheels featurette below! The Lone Ranger ‘Hell on Wheels’ Featurette

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Sofia Vergara Swallows A Banana

Ay Carumba! Here is Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family performing fellatio on the luckiest banana ever. I bet she could take it all the way down. Actually, she’s halfway there and no sign of any gag reflex. Anyway, this image is going to stick with me for a very long time. I don’t know what is about girls putting things in their mouths that I find so sexy, but I’m just happy Sofia chose a banana!

Victoria’s Secret Exploiting Immigrants and New Years of the Day

Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.

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Join The “Justin Timberlake Needs To Make Music Again” Movement

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It’s official: Justin Timberlake is a c*cktease. Last week, he gave two surprise performances at both his NYC restaurant, Southern Hospitality, and then Irving Plaza the following evening (to support FreeSol, an artist under his personal record label). Fans have been waiting, foam fully formed at the corners of their mouths, for JT to release something new, something that isn’t a romantic comedy with… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : VH1’s Today In Music Discovery Date : 06/09/2011 20:30 Number of articles : 2

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Ode to Women Music Vieo of the Day

My best’s friend’s ex just dropped a video that I think is the feel good song of the morning…maybe of the generation…you know one of those inspiring tunes that gets you pumped up for your shitty day at your shitty job….full of webcam girl pussy, tits and good fucking times all while telling your bitch to shut your mouth, which is totally against my policy, cuz I love when girls open their mouths, and by mouths I mean vaginas, since girls don’t have heads…don’t you know anything…. Get inspired.

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Ode to Women Music Vieo of the Day

My best’s friend’s ex just dropped a video that I think is the feel good song of the morning…maybe of the generation…you know one of those inspiring tunes that gets you pumped up for your shitty day at your shitty job….full of webcam girl pussy, tits and good fucking times all while telling your bitch to shut your mouth, which is totally against my policy, cuz I love when girls open their mouths, and by mouths I mean vaginas, since girls don’t have heads…don’t you know anything…. Get inspired.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does. But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it… Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does. But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it… Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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