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Kimberley Garner Should Be The Next Victoria’s Secret Model

I’m not sure what  Kimberley Garner ‘s doing posing with angel wings here, unless maybe Victoria’s Secret finally accepted my online petition and hired this leggy British hottie to be one of their new models. I doubt it, because usually no one ever listens to me, but just take one look at these pictures and try to tell me Kimberley’s not hotter than half the so-called supermodels out there. Go ahead. I can wait all day.

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Demi Lovato’s Booty Is HUGE!!!

I know some of you out there are Demi Lovato fans, but I’m sorry, I just don’t get it. Here’s our second straight post of Demi twerking for the cameras , this time on Halloween, and somehow her booty looks even bigger than last time! I don’t know how that’s physically possible, but at least her friend in the sl&tty nurse outfit is looking good, so these aren’t a total wash. Anyone know who she is? Forget Demi. Let’s make her booty famous instead. Email me!

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Demi Lovato’s Booty Is HUGE!!!

Demi Lovato’s Booty Is HUGE!!!

I know some of you out there are Demi Lovato fans, but I’m sorry, I just don’t get it. Here’s our second straight post of Demi twerking for the cameras , this time on Halloween, and somehow her booty looks even bigger than last time! I don’t know how that’s physically possible, but at least her friend in the sl&tty nurse outfit is looking good, so these aren’t a total wash. Anyone know who she is? Forget Demi. Let’s make her booty famous instead. Email me!

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Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

I could’ve sworn we’ve already gone over this a million times, but here’s one more for all the so-called fashion mags out there who don’t get it: Bella Hadid is not a real supermodel. So please stop pretending like she is. I know print is dying or whatever, and I’m sure Bella’s parents or managers paid good money for this photoshoot, but it just takes work away from someone who can actually do the job, instead of someone who makes the exact same face 20 different times in 20 different pictures.

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Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

I could’ve sworn we’ve already gone over this a million times, but here’s one more for all the so-called fashion mags out there who don’t get it: Bella Hadid is not a real supermodel. So please stop pretending like she is. I know print is dying or whatever, and I’m sure Bella’s parents or managers paid good money for this photoshoot, but it just takes work away from someone who can actually do the job, instead of someone who makes the exact same face 20 different times in 20 different pictures.

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Hilary Duff Works It On The Street

So I’ve been swiping right on Tinder ever since I found out my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff was using the app to try to find normal guys to date, but I still haven’t found her. Which means I guess it’s time to get back to doing this the old-fashioned way: proposing to her via Twitter and hoping she takes me up on it. Wish me luck! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kimberley Garner’s Booty Profile

I’ve always said that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner cleans up nice, and here she is proving me right by putting on one of her patented leg shows at the Oasis and Victoria & Albert Museum launch party. But then I found even more pictures of that perfect lower half of Kimberley’s at Coachella, and it turns out she dirties up even better. Yum. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Where Is Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show?

I know I’ve been talking up women’s magazines a lot lately and pointing out how they always seem to have hotter shoots than any of the so-called “men’s magazines.” But here’s Salma Hayek at the Women Magazine Awards in Madrid, and don’t get me wrong, she looks great and all, but where’s that famous cleavage of hers? It’s practically Salma’s trademark. All I know is, I hope she wears something a lot better to this year’s Men’s Magazine Awards… You know, assuming that’s a real thing and not just something I made up. And I really hope it is, because otherwise, I’m going to have a tough time waiting until next year’s Oscars or Golden Globes to see Salma’s massive funbags again. Photos: WENN.com

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