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What Time Is It? Daylight Saving Time 2017 Arrives, Rocks America to its Core

In an absolutely stunning and unprecedented turn of events, Daylight Saving Time 2017 shook the nation to its core Sunday morning. As a result, rattled citizens across this great country are taking to their computers, phones and friends to ask the all-important question: “What Time Is It?” Seriously. This is an actual thing going on. The trending topics on Google at this moment on the 12th day of March include “Daylight Savings Time,” “What Time is It?” and “Local Time.” It’s chaos out there in America, people. Earlier this morning, for the first time since 2016, U.S. residents (Arizona, Hawaii and P.R. excluded … lucky) were hit with a jarring reality: The need to set their clocks forward. By one hour. No more, no less. Jaws? Hitting the ground. Fear not, though. Breathe. We’ve got this, people. We got it. If we band together, we can not only come to grips with this, but thrive. THG has provided a helpful  Daylight Saving Time 2017  visual aid to assist you and keep you on an even emotional keel today. See above. You’re welcome. While the time change costs us an hour of sleep, evenings will be noticeably brighter, a reminder that spring is just around the corner. The sun will set around 7 p.m. or later in most of the U.S., meaning no more commuting home in the dark and more hours to be outside. Cities on the western edge of time zones will enjoy the latest sunsets, as they always do, but must also endure the darkest mornings. One of the biggest arguments against Daylight Saving Time is the reduction in light in the mornings, especially with kids going to school. Of course, the Earth is still moving in the right direction, and the sun will continue to rise earlier and earlier for the next three months. The arrival of spring means that daylight is now increasing at its most rapid pace of the year, so the mornings won’t be dark for long. By mid-April, sunrise will have “caught up” to where it was before DST, so you’ll have that extra hour of evening light and then some. If you don’t like it? Well, you’re probably giving this way too much thought, but we have some reassuring news for you just the same. Just wait 7.75 months and ride this thing on out. Come November 5, you can go back to Standard Time and pretend this never happened. See below:

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Saturday Night Live: Alec Baldwin Does Trump in the Alien Apocalypse!

Let's be real with ourselves for a minute: if anyone could bring on an actual apocalypse, like an honest to goodness, for real apocalypse, it would be Donald Trump, right? His amount of power plus his amount of ignorance … it's just not that hard to imagine. And, according to this glorious skit Saturday Night Live aired last night, it could happen sooner than we think. Yes, Alec Baldwin brought his half-hilarious, half-terrifying Trump impression back to SNL last night, and instead of poking fun at something ridiculous the president has already done, they looked to the future. One year into the future, specifically, which is when they predict “aliens from the planet Zorblatt 9” will land on earth and kill us all. An Army troop is gathered, determined to save the human race from the aliens, who are quickly destroying the world. But before they begin their mission, Trump has some words to share. He rambles for a moment — so true to real life, right? — and someone asks him what they should do. Trump's response? “We are going to bring coal back.” Is it funny or tragic? Then again, isn't that always the question? Baldwin's Trump throws in an Arnold Schwarzenegger jab , a reference to “fake news,” and he even manages to work in a racist joke! Check out the possible future of our country in the video below:

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Scarlett Johansson Channels Ivanka Trump on SNL

Scarlett Johansson isn't having the greatest time in life right now — she's just filed for divorce from her husband , Romain Dauriac, and it looks like there's going to be quite the custody battle for their three-year-old daughter. But even though Scarlett may be going through an inner struggle, she's still a professional. And right now, that means that she was still able to absolutely kill it as the host for Saturday Night Live last night. For one of her skits, she did a little perfume ad. But not only that … she did a perfume ad as Ivanka Trump. “Every man knows her name,” the voiceover for the ad begins. “Every woman knows her face. When she walks into a room, all eyes are on her.” “She's Ivanka.” Cue Scarlett's pouty-lipped, vacant-eyed impression of Ivanka. And it only gets better from there. The perfume, as it turns out, is called Complicit. Amazing, right? “A feminist,” the voiceover continues. “An advocate. A champion for women, like … huh?” “She's loyal, devoted, but probably should have bounced after the whole Access Hollywood bus thing . Oh well.” “Complicit,” the ad finishes. “The fragrance for the woman who could stop all of this, but won't.” Let Scarlett make you cry with tears of laughter (and just regular tears) in the video below:

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‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer − Things Look Bad For Natalie Portman

As you may recall, I’m not a big Thor fan. It’s the costume.  Still, I consider it my duty as a Marvel Comics fan to bring you this trailer from Thor: The Dark World ,   which hits U.S. theaters on  Nov. 8.  The action isn’t quite as exciting as the slam-bang stuff that happens in the Iron Man 3 trailers, but it sure does look like Thor’s Earth-bound lady love Jane Foster ( Natalie Portman ) ends up in a heap o’ danger when the superhero takes her on what looks like an impromptu journey to Asgard and, perhaps, doesn’t guard her ass enough. The scenes that begin at the 1:16 mark and use of the word “sacrifice” in the voiceover certainly hint that Foster’s life could be at stake.  Take a look below: See Jane Menaced: By the way, did you see that Loki’s back and looking like the Edris Salon is doing his hair in that high-security prison where he’s cooling his heels?  Fabulous. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter. Follow Movieline on  Twitter.

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