I hate most actresses. I find them irritating, average looking, uninteresting and obvious but more importantly full of shit…. For some reason…I don’t really know why….I fucking love Amanda Seyfried….she is my porn..not that I’ve ever jerked off to her…or even the thought of her…cuz I’m not weird like that and prefer jerking off to way more disturbing shit cuz I’m desensitized….but she just looks good, is cute, doesn’t annoy me, chooses both faggy roles, and slutty roles, and even when she’s being boring as shit…which isn’t happening today because she finally brought out a pair of shorts and a shirt that bring out her hotnes, a hotness she should always show off….I still want to be three inches up her asshole with my tongue….something I have a feeling her dog knows all too much about, cuz according to my friend, all the girls he knows are letting their dogs eat them out…on the regular…something that has probably been going on since the dawn of man, but that is still fucking odd…..maybe even odd enough for me to jerk off to….bringing this post full circle, making Seyfried actually my porn and not just my beacon of hope in Hollywood…..amazing…
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Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Dog Walking of the Day
