JoJo got them titties… Now if only anyone knew who Jojo was… Or more importantly…if only Jojo didn’t have the dumbest fucking childish name because she was a child star grown old….and if only her fans were fucking weirdos who only know her from then. If only…
Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly were together…and the only people who cared were people who probably the only people who still visit blogs to see what people like Mandy Moore is up to…you see the young people have probably never heard of her, she’s done a bad job staying relevant and the only people who do care are the 40 somethings who would jerk off to her when she was “jailbait”… SO I would assume that this pic of her at the gym don’t matter, because she doesn’t matter, but for the people who love her, and still believe in her, this is probably a huge fucking deal and the level of pathetic in that is enough for me to taunt the fan boys with…I have a very dull life. I realize that. But at least I’m not the one looking into Mandy Moore because I actually care…I am just the one who’s saving a re-uploading the picture of Mandy Moore to prove just how much I don’t care… The post Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly Together of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is… The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes. The post 13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long… Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to…. If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo… If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE The post Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .