You never know who you'll pick up when you drive for Uber. You also never know where you'll be headed to next. In the case of the woman featured in the following story, the answers to these two questions during a recent ride ended up being: Her boyfriend's side piece. Her boyfriend's apartment, where said said side piece and boyfriend were planning to have sex. For real, people! Scroll down to read the entire account, from the driver's very own Twitter account… 1. When a Dick Appointment Goes Bad… It all started as one woman trying to help out her fellow female. 2. It Couldn’t Have Been My Man! Because he said he was going out of town, for a very sweet reason… 3. He Actually Drove Away! This A-Hole is good. 4. An Hour Later… I pick up this passenger. She tells me to drive to an apartment complex. Sure thing, girl! 5. She Loves Her Man And she misses her man and, whatever, this driver’s man is out of town. 6. Wait, Wasn’t She Told the Address Right Away? Nope, just the apartment complex. So the driver assumed it was just a coincidence that this woman’s man lived near her man. View Slideshow
Jordan Murphy is a chef who lives in England. But that’s not what the 21-year old is now known as on the Internet. He’s known as The Idiot Who Didn’t Just Get a Donald Trump Tattoo on His Leg, But the Idiot Who Got a Donald Trump PUSSY Tattoo on His Leg. He looks pretty normal, right? But Murphy told The Sun that he thought it would be a “fun” idea to pay 40 pounds (about 50 U.S. dollars) in order to get a giant etching of the President of the United States on his leg. He wasn’t content with a mere drawing that resembled Trump, however. Murphy decided on a version of Trump’s face… … Along with the words ” Grab Her By The Pussy ,” which Trump, of course, uttered to Billy Bush in a recording from 2005 that went viral this fall and somehow did NOT lead to the end of his candidacy. What inspired this idea? Murphy says he saw the drawing (by friend and tattoo artist Luke Beddows) and simply had to have it on his person. “It’s just a bit of fun. People generally find it hilarious,” Murphy explains to The Sun . “I know it’s controversial, but it doesn’t mean I agree with his views.” We guess it doesn’t have to mean that, no. But have fun making this clear to everyone who sees your leg. For the rest of your life. “I also have a pig’s head on me, but that doesn’t make me a Satanist. I just think the art is really cool,” Murphy, who has over 10 tattoos across his body, added. However, while Jordan is apparently cool with this Trump quote and likeness, someone pretty close to his heart has a problem with it. “My fiancée hates it, though,” he says. “When I saw Luke’s drawing and said I was thinking about getting it, she told me not to do it. At first I told her it was a lot smaller than it actually is, so when she saw it for real she was fuming.” As far as we know, the wedding is still on, despite this disagreement. How have friends reacted? They’re pretty “laid back” about the tattoo, Murphy says, while Beddows tells the newspaper that he purposely gave Trump a double-chin to make the drawing “stand out.” We’re pretty sure it would have stood out regardless. But whatever. Like Beddows himself said to The Sun, to “each [his] own.” View Slideshow: 21 Wild and Totally Crazy Tattoos People Somehow Have on Them
Florida Man has struck again! No, not the same Florida Man who kept calling 911 because his wife threw his beer away. Nor the same Florida Man who ran a strip club out of his barbershop . This time, the Florida Man in question is Derek Denesevich, a 26-year old accused of conspiring with Broward Clerk of Courts employee Porscha Kyles to use other people’s private information as part of a major tax-refund fraud scheme. Around 100 folks had their information stolen, which allegedly netted about $120,000, but there’s a far more important takeaway here: Denesevich has multiple face tattoos, one of which is the Bentley logo. Denesevich has been charged with aggravated identity theft and conspiracy to possess unauthorized access devices. Where does this wild and crazy ink stand in comparison to other wacky tattoos? You tell us! 11 Wild and Totally Crazy Tattoos 1. LeBron James Back Tattoo Think you’re the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat.
Say hello to a man who is over-the-top crazy in love with going under the sea. His name is Mark Barela and he has debuted a new piece of body art on Instagram, one done by artist Matthew Tillman and one that makes us sort of glad that Mark isn’t part of our world. No offense to the guy, but… well… just see his ENORMOUS Little Mermaid tattoo for yourself: Unlike the guy who got a KFC Double Down tattoo on his person in order to star in an ad for that chain, it’s unclear what motivated Barela to show such permanent affection for Ursula and Ariel. But the man clearly loves Disney, as evidenced by another inking on his hand: Will he come to regret these tattoos? It’s hard to say. (YES.) But, hey, they aren’t the nuttiest tattoos we’ve seen on the Internet over the past few weeks. To wit: 9 Wild and Totally Crazy Tattoos 1. LeBron James Back Tattoo Think you’re the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat.
Say hello to a man who is over-the-top crazy in love with going under the sea. His name is Mark Barela and he has debuted a new piece of body art on Instagram, one done by artist Matthew Tillman and one that makes us sort of glad that Mark isn’t part of our world. No offense to the guy, but… well… just see his ENORMOUS Little Mermaid tattoo for yourself: Unlike the guy who got a KFC Double Down tattoo on his person in order to star in an ad for that chain, it’s unclear what motivated Barela to show such permanent affection for Ursula and Ariel. But the man clearly loves Disney, as evidenced by another inking on his hand: Will he come to regret these tattoos? It’s hard to say. (YES.) But, hey, they aren’t the nuttiest tattoos we’ve seen on the Internet over the past few weeks. To wit: 9 Wild and Totally Crazy Tattoos 1. LeBron James Back Tattoo Think you’re the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat.
Good morning, THGers… and happy National Waffles Day! Yes, put down that bowl of cereal and toss that muffin into the trash. They have no business being eaten for breakfast on August 24. Instead, give bacon waffles a try. Or go totally crazy and learn how to whip up a Manhattan waffle (yes, a waffle based on an alcohol drink!). Just be sure to honor the designated special food day created by… someone in the waffles industry, most likely. For a few unique spins on basic breakfast recipes , watch the following video and then get into the kitchen! Delicious Waffle Recipes
For those of you who still thought you had a chance with Justin Bieber , we have bad news. Selena Gomez has totally stolen his heart! This news just in from an exclusive source. Remember you read it here first! Selena and Justin had a Vegas-style Chapel Wedding in the Sin City last night! We know what you are thinking, they are both way too young to get married, but remember, they are both from super-traditional, conservative backgrounds, so its not totally crazy and they are both legally old enough….Wow what a shocker, we know. We guess we should say….congrats?! Related articles Justin Bieber, An Oscar Nominee?! Touch Justin Bieber Whenever You Want! Willow Smith Has Her Fans Going Crazy! Posh Picks From Around the Web!
