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Monica Bellucci for S Moda of the Day

I was drinking with an Italian guy a couple of weeks ago and he pulled up a picture of Monica Bellucci eating a plate of pasta and drinking a glass of wine and he told me that to him, as an Italian man, that was probably the single hottest imagery he could see, so he jerked off to it a couple times, saved it to his phone and yelled at his wife about how she needs to step up her Italian game, you know shave that mustache, lay off the carbs for a month, and practice her Italian, to turn her from a fat Jersey Shore pile of trash into this….personally, I’m more into throat fucking, but we’re all allowed to have our fantasies… Here’s the non-erotic video…

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Monica Bellucci for S Moda of the Day

Maty Matusevich Models Some Lida Lingerie of the Day

Girls with guy names, are amazing, because they don’t look like girls who would have guy names…..you know like ROGER the bull dyke down the hall, is a miss use of a girl with a guy’s name, while this Maty Matusevich, model from wherever the fuck she’s from , is lovely… What’s also lovely is the shoot, because it’s all trailer park fantasy, see I’ve been in trailer parks, and they are far more fat, toothless, even the illegitimate teen pregnant ones… Lookin’ good in lingerie girl with a guy’s name.

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Maty Matusevich Models Some Lida Lingerie of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned. That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….

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Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day