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Dylan Penn is the Celebrity of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Dylan Penn. She’s a “model”….which is code for celebrity kid cute enough to get paid to be in photoshoots because people like their last names, and what the hell else are they going to do with their access, seeing as going to school, or actually helping the world…is just way less fun.. She’s 24, so unlike the other celebrity daughters trying to make it as instagram models by leveraging the family name…she’s old enough to jerk off to…and that should be exciting enough for at least one Sean Penn fan who though he was a woman in Fasttimes at Ridgemont High…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dylan Penn is the Celebrity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If, like Elisabetta Canalis, your hopes and dreams were to one day become the host body for George Clooney’s baby, because it is good for business and finances….and it doesn’t work out for you, because Clooney is gay and had a schedule for each beard he had over the years, and fame whore immigrants only have a small window of opportunity before immigration starts looking for Green Cards…the perfect excuse to break up… There is hope for you…even if you got so close to not just see the golden sperm…but even tried to impregnate yourself with the golden sperm…only for it to not stick… There are other rich dudes, who are less careful with their sperm, because they aren’t queer actors.. Here she is either fat, or pregnant, in bikini… The post Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maty Matusevich Models Some Lida Lingerie of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls with guy names, are amazing, because they don’t look like girls who would have guy names…..you know like ROGER the bull dyke down the hall, is a miss use of a girl with a guy’s name, while this Maty Matusevich, model from wherever the fuck she’s from , is lovely… What’s also lovely is the shoot, because it’s all trailer park fantasy, see I’ve been in trailer parks, and they are far more fat, toothless, even the illegitimate teen pregnant ones… Lookin’ good in lingerie girl with a guy’s name.

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Kelly Brook for AXE of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is in a new AXE Campaign, because really what else is she capable of doing with herself, it’s not like she’s gonna win an Oscar or some shit, and she’s only got a small window to make money…with her amazing fucking titties…that are really the only reason any of us know who she is… All I know is that I am sure she wishes she lived in a world with no gravity….to prevent her from sagging into a 40 year old no one cares about. I didn’t bother watching the clip, because watching commercials for the cleavage is on the lower end of my priority or interest level list, but I am sure you’ll watch it, make it viral and make that rancid spray that I can’t believe any dude would wear, more money than they already make….

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini…..which would probably be more exciting if she wasn’t a mom in her 30s who has peaked….sure she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but that doesn’t count for shit. They are a corrupt organization robbing the third world of their models and giving them the opportunity to have babies with billionaires they would otherwise never have met…..leading to the good life once all this model shit blows over…cuz there’s only a small window of opportunity….a window that is closing for this one but that doesn’t matter cuz she’s made it and can now crawl into her mansion and get fat…cuz she doesn’t need her looks anymore…but she hasn’t done that yet, cuz she still looks pretty good in a bikini, proving that all you fat moms are just a bunch of lazy cunts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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