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Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies…. Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press. She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free. This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job…. I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded…. ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….

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Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Audrina in Tights for Dancing with the Stars of the Day

I didn’t realize that Audrina was on Dancing with the Stars, but I guess it makes sense that she’s been thrown into “Has-Been” status, before she even really started, because the caliber show she was on, just wasn’t high enough to warrant other shows or movie roles, unless it involved accepting your fate as a fucking loser, getting half naked, and dancing around a stage humiliating yourself amongst other fucking losers, competing for a title that really means nothing, all because you’re addicted to having the cameras on you…. But as a hypocrite, I gotta admit, any excuse to get any girls, famous or not, moving around in tight clothes or half naked, is good TV, even if it is just a strategy to get more viewers, or to get husbands to watch with their wives, not that I’d ever lower myself to watch the shit, but I have no problem accepting the fact that you do, or posting pics of the shit, even if the shit happens to be a cunt who represents everything I fucking hate in the world… I just think it’s nice that she’s accepted the end of her career….so early on in it…since she never quite had a career, but did have more of a lottery ticket fluke that set her up for life… To Balance things out – Here’s Bristol Palin, another winner in life offered the opportunity to be on Dancing with the Stars, showing off her cellulite ridden legs….AWESOME…

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Audrina in Tights for Dancing with the Stars of the Day

Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS…. I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life… Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day