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Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day

I guess the rumor is the Rumer Willis has been sober for the last 6 months and deserves a metal for her not drinking or doing drugs for the last 6 months, but found a new vice in the form of FACE injections and I would imagine Prescription pills…because booze is bad, but let me get my hands on that AMBIEN and XANAX…unless she quit that too, which is not that impressive… The only thing I enjoy about this is knowing that despite her being sober, dudes who fuck her still need to be drunk…cuz she’s just that kind of hot…IRONY…or is it? I never know what is ironic.. But then again there are perverts anywhere, who can fuck anything, I’m just saying the only way to fuck this thing is from behind at 4 am…. RIGHT….MR POTATO HEAD….RIGHT… The post Rumer Willis New Face Shows Off Body for her Sobriety of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all… So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP… BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that… The post Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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