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Miley and Her New Boyfriend Turnt Up of the Day

In the wise words of Miley Cyrus… So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT. It is poetry from a retard who listen to too much LA hip hop radio…that confuses me because I am not a 15 year old medicated retard at the mall, but also because it’s set to this picture of her and her boyfriend…I mean is this a love letter…is this romance…if I was the bearded dude…I’d be loving every second of this ridiculousness…texting my homies being like “I’m fucking Miley Cyrus, Hilarious Right”…and we’d all laugh and laugh…because 3 times fast shit gets turnt.

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Miley and Her New Boyfriend Turnt Up of the Day

Mariah Gets Carried Away

What does Mariah Carey request on her rider?

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Mariah Gets Carried Away