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How To Break A Grammy Award

Taylor Swift dropped one of her Grammy trophies last night. Humiliating

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How To Break A Grammy Award

My Boyfriend Has Sex Like A Turtle

Whoa. This dude has sex exactly like this turtle . It's uncanny.

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My Boyfriend Has Sex Like A Turtle

Breakdancing Turtle

No one does the turtle better than a turtle. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Dick Towel (dot Com)

You all watched “It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia” last night, right? Now, you too can own your very own dick towel (dot com) for the low low price of $19.99. I'm still looking for kitten mittons (sic), because my damn cat is too loud.

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High School Jon Hamm

[speechless] We were actually talking about this photo at an editor's meeting. Well, I was.

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High School Jon Hamm

Baseball Overseas = Weird

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around . Apparently that's what baseball is all about.

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Baseball Overseas = Weird

World's Fastest Turtle

I think that was Donatello. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Turtle Loves Wok

This is a short, poignant story about a reptile and the cooking implement he came to love.

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Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal of the Day

Some of you may know Kayden Kross for her adult entertainment career, I know her as the girl I am going to throw into the back of my van and drive 400 miles into the middle of the woods so that she can’t escape me and has no choice but tos stick by me because I performed a ritual making her my bride while she was sleeping off the tranquilizers, all I need is a van and she’ll be mine… All bad jokes aside, along with her porn career, she is also an educated, well spoken, gentle and caring woman who wants to help you get your girl to do anal and although there are millions of articles on this online, Kayden’s advice comes from a place that doesn’t realize you guys can’t get laid, and that this advice is just going to be used on your best friend who also can’t get laid cuz you’re both horny and tired of jerking off both alone and together while watching porn……but she had good intentions and who knows, maybe it’ll come in handy one day…. Donkey Dong in the Bum Butt Sex.

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Pokemon Card Game Championship Winners

Pokemon Cards are the Magic Cards of 2009. (If you guys have ever wondered what Jack looks like, that's a pretty good approximation on the left. Kidding! Except Jack really does love Magic Cards IRL.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment