Judy Greer got nude for the Jim Carey show KIDDING She is either Richard Greer’s wife, or daughter, or Pam Greer’s sister…or just some 43 year old who is topless on the Jim Carey show KIDDING, where he plays a tormented children’s show host, and she plays his asshole wife….who fucks her co-workers and uses his children’s show money to buy herself Range Rovers…while he’s out there trying to navigate Tara Lipinski and some bitch with cancer’s sexting… She’s probably better knows as Fatty Magoo on It’s Always Sunny, the Voice of Cheryl Tunt in Archer, Magigie Lang in Ant Man…I’m reciting her WIKIPEDIA here…you can just do it yourself, my focus is more on the tits in the TUB…than the what got her to being paid to show her tits in the tub……that’s my job, the rest is on you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Judy Greer Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Most baseball fans have heard tales of hall of famer Wade Boggs’ legendary consumption of alcohol. The most famous story is that Boggs once downed 64 Miller Lites during a cross-country flight from Boston to Los Angeles. Let us save you some math: 64 12-ounce beers consumed over the course of a 6-hour flight should equal one profoundly sh-tfaced ballplayer. Except apparently not in this case, because the best part of the legend is that Bogg’s rose bright and early the next day and played one of the best games of his career. Better yet, he actually drank way more beer than initially reported. Here’s an interview from 2005 in which Boggs cannily denies that 64 is the correct number: Wade Boggs: Beer Drinking Legend Nice PR move, Boggsy. Most folks probably assumed that Wade meant that he consumed fewer beers than initially reported. But as actor Charlie Day revealed to Jimmy Fallon last night that, when Boggs filmed a cameo for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia recently, he revealed that the feat was far more impressive than anyone ever imagined. Charlie Day Talks Wade Boggs 107?!?! That’s like Wilt Chamberlain casually revealing that he actually banged more like a million women. Obviously, Boggs could be full of it, but who cares? Like hangover-free beer , the Boggs Bender of whatever year it was (He doesn’t remember.) is something we want to believe in! Watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia online for more hooch heroics and remember – don’t try this at home. 14 Scandalous Sports Stories 1. LIAR! Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.
In the past, when Lena Dunham was feeling starved for attention she’d just take off her clothes on premium cable. But these days she has a new book to promote, and apparently serious authors don’t strip down at readings, so Lena’s been forced to get creative with her shock value antics. We already know Dunham slept with her parents until she was 12 , and that revelation didn’t go viral the way Lena clearly hoped it would, so now she’s pulling out all the stops. Yes, the woman responsible for some of the grossest televised visuals outside of Westeros has hit a new low, as Dunham has taken to publicly praising the sad online ramblings of a young mental patient: Discussing – for some reason – the ongoing Amanda Bynes saga during a recent promotional event, Lena didn’t express her shock at Bynes falsely accusing her father of sexual assault, or her sympathy for the mentally ill and their families. No, instead, Dunham bafflingly praised Bynes’ ability to post compelling tweets. “She did say something kind of similar [to Dunham’s character on Girls],” Lena told a crowd in New York over the weekend. “Which was ‘I’m not crazy, I’m actually the one who knows everything that’s happening.” “I texted [Girls co-creator Jenny Konner] and said, ‘Maybe I’m nuts but I think Amanda Bynes is actually kind of a great writer. Do you know what I mean?’ She was like, ‘I don’t know what you mean!'” Yeah…neither does anyone else Lena. It’s worth noting that the “everything that’s happening” to which Bynes was a false accusation of child molestation that Bynes later retracted and blamed on a microchip planted in her brain . Even if the whole rant had been really cleverly phrased (it wasn’t) the takeaway would still be, “Wow, that’s really sad. Hopefully she gets the help she needs,” not, “Damn, that girl can tweet! ” 29 WTF Quotes From Lena Dunham’s New Book When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it. Permalink: Mmm. Delish Added: October 01, 2014 1. Mmm. Delish When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.
The Grinch has nothing on Ali. ABC Family has unveiled an extended preview for the first ever Pretty Little Liars Christmas special, one awesomely titled “How the A Stole Christmas.” Based on an official network synopsis, along with the following promo, it looks as if the upcoming hour will center in part around the gals attending a masquerade ball, where good ol’ Alison shows up with brand new minions. And, yes, there’s someone there in a hooded cloak. Who could it be? Pretty Little Liars Christmas Episode Promo The Pretty Little Liars Christmas special is slated to air in December as part of ABC Family’s annual “25 Days of Christmas” celebration. This does sadly mean that the drama won’t feature its annual Halloween episode in 2014, though a behind-the-scene special titled “Pretty Little Liars: We Love You to DeAth,” will air on October 21. That’s something at least, right? Ashley Benson Cosmopolitan Spread 1. Ashley Benson Cosmopolitan Cover Hot damn! Ashley Benson heats up this cover of Cosmopolitan. Big time. Check out the above trailer to see what’s on tap; prepare for more Pretty Little Liars Season 4 episodes to air in 2015 and watch Pretty Little Liars online at any time via TV Fanatic.
Mark Bell has passed away. The electronic music pioneer, who rose to fame with the group LFO, was 43 years old. Warp Records, LFO’s record label, confirmed Bell’s passing via a statement on their website, informing fans of the sad news via the following message: “It’s with great sadness that we announce the untimely passing of Mark Bell of LFO who died last week from complications after an operation. Mark’s family & friends request privacy at this difficult time.” Along with being a member of LFO, Bell was well-known for his collaborations with a wide array of artists, including Björk and Depeche Mode. He also produced a number of big hit tracks for the Icelandic singer’s albums. “Mark was an amazing producer. He was an extremely pleasant guy to be around on the few occasions I had the pleasure of meeting him. Top bloke,” Detroit techno producer Claude Young told Beatportal, adding: “His early work along with Gez Varley as LFO inspired all of us in Detroit back in the day. We never heard anything like it, the music was impressive and futuristic. It pushed all of us to try harder and to go further with sound. And his later solo work are blueprints for modern day techno. I feel like we lost another brother today.” LFO is most famous for its 1990 single of the same name, which became a top 20 hit on the U.K. music charts. We send our thoughts and prayers to the loved ones of Mark Bell. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!
Rumors that Ariana Grande is dating Big Sean have been circulating for weeks now, but neither party has spoken publicly about the relationship. Until now: Asked by a British tabloid if she is, in fact, in a relationship with the 26-year-old rapper, Grande gushed, “Yes. He is one of the most amazing men in the world…I think the world of him and he’s an amazing person. That’s kind of all there is to it.” It was only a matter of time before someone verified that Seande is indeed a thing, as the couple’s been making little effort to hide the fact that they’re getting serious. Ariana and Sean were spotted holding hands at the MTV VMAs back in August and they’ve both been singing each other’s praises in interviews for weeks now. We can’t blame them for keeping things under wraps for as long as they did, as both Ari and Sean very recently got out of serious relationships. Sean broke up with Naya Rivera in April, just months before they were to be married. (It’s been rumored that Ari was the cause of the split.) Ariana dumped Jai Brooks shortly thereafter and was spotted getting close with Sean in public just a few weeks later. So needless to say, some eggs were cracked in the making of the Ari-Sean omelette, but all’s fair in love and war. Hopefully for Sean’s sake all the those reports of Ari’s diva behavior have been exaggerated. Ariana Grande and Big Sean: Young Love 1. Big Sean, Ariana Grande Big Sean and Ariana Grande performing live. These two make a cute couple.
Alone, depressed and reeling from both her divorce from Lamar Odom and her breakup with French Montana, Khloe Kardashian is going through a dark time. At least according to a new tabloid report, which alleges that Khloe is still not totally over Lamar, and also coming down from a months-long high of sorts. Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Photos 1. Khloe Kardashian Gun Photo Really, Khloe Kardashian and French Montana?!? The couple poses here with a machine gun online. “All she and French did was party and drink, and it’s starting to catch up with her,” a friend reveals. “Now the relationship is over, and she feels fat, ugly, and alone.” “Plus, she’s got her divorce from [Odom] still looming over her head.” Despite rumors that Lamar is trying to win back Khloe , he didn’t seem too invested in their marriage the last time, when he binged on crack and various hoes. Even if he were trying to worm his way back into her good graces, it’s unclear how successful he’d be. Khloe may well just not be over the pain he caused her. That doesn’t mean she pines for him. There is a difference. Spending time with her brother, Rob Kardashian, who is “even more depressed” than Khloe, isn’t exactly going to lift her spirits, a Kardashian source notes. As a result, she’s supposedly turned into a pill-popper . Her drug of choice? “Khloe is taking antidepressants all the time to cope,” says the source. “Khloe needs to cut the dead weight from inner circle, not pop pills!” If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , you know that the youngest sister’s methods of coping are not always the best … that’s putting it mildly. With Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons set to premiere in a matter of weeks, one can be sure some of the drama will follow her onto that E! spinoff. Still, she’s proven resilient to this point, and we hold out hope that she can pull it together again. Who are Scott and Rob supposed to look up to if not Khloe?! Khloe Kardashian Krying: Fun with Memes! 1. Khloe and Leo Don’t give up, Khloe Kardashian. Don’t you ever give up!
Yup, The Walking Dead is still very popular. AMC has sent out a press release that touts The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 1 as the most-watched hour in series history. Altogether, 17.3 million people tuned in to see Rick and company escape seemingly certain death at Terminus, with 11 million of those viewers falling into the advertiser-friendly demographic if 18-49-year olds. Watch The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 1 Online Those would be staggering numbers for a network show, let alone one that airs on cable. AMC President Charlie Collier made his feelings on the ratings well known via a gushing statement. It’s a Dead man’s party. Who could ask for more?” said Charlie Collier, AMC president. “Enormous thanks to our friends and executive producers Robert Kirkman, Scott Gimple, Greg Nicotero – who also directed last night’s terrific premiere – Gale Anne Hurd, Dave Alpert and Tom Luse and all of their fellow producers, cast and crew for everything they do to make the #1 show on television such a unique and incredible experience for the fans. The Walking Dead is one of those increasingly rare shows today that can command a live audience not significantly cannibalized by time-shifted viewing. Who would have thought that cannibalized television could be curtailed by cannibal-ized television? You can watch The Walking Dead online via our friends at TV Fanatic if you somehow missed the opener. And you can also get a look ahead at what comes next on The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 2 . Check out the following promo: The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 2 Promo Which Walking Dead cast member is your favorite? Cycle through and sound off now! The Walking Dead Season 5 Cast Photos 1. The Walking Dead Season 5 Cast The Walking Dead is returning soon to AMC! Take a look at the cast now!
Remember Josh Groban? If not, then go pay your mom a visit and check out her CD colletcion. Yup, that guy. Groban had a handful of hits in the mid ’00s and he’s since since shown off his acting chops with appearances in Muppets Most Wanted and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. We won’t bother to ask if you know who Kat Dennings is, because boobs. Anyway, it’s an inspirational day for band geeks and chorus nerds the world over, because Groban has proven to the world that by harnessing the power of music, you too can ensure a future filled with giant, awesome breasts. Yes, Groban and Dennings are dating. Dennings posted the above photo of the two of them at some red carpet event. The actress later confirmed that she and Groban are an item. Both have histories of dating fellow celebs: Kat recently broke up with 2 Broke Girls co-star Nick Zano. (Although there’s apparently no truth to the rumor that Dennings dated Drake .) For his part, Groban’s been romantically linked to Katy Perry and Mad Men star January Jones. (Although his most impressive accomplishment remains his musical rendition of the best Kanye tweets .) This isn’t a couple that anyone saw coming, and their names don’t lend themselves to a good mash-up (Gronnings? Kash?), butJosh and Kat are both mighty cool in their own rights, and we certainly wish them the best. Celebrities Who Got Married in 2014 1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married out of nowhere in August 2014! Congratulations!
You’ve seen the Teens in action . And the Young Adults . You’ve watched the Groups perform and judged the over-25 crowd . But Khloe Kardashian also made her debut as The X Factor host last night, looking every bit as boring and awkward as we imagined she would be. With the exception of her much buzzed-about nipples, that is. Did you tune in? What did you think of Kardashian on stage? Grade her as a host now: A B C D F View Poll »
