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Best Singers Ranked According to Vocal Range: Who’s the Greatest of All Time?!

A recent study of past and present pop music sought to rank the greatest singers of all time on the basis of their vocal range. We think it’s safe to say the results are… surprising. 17 Great Singers Ranked By Vocal Range! 1. Taylor Swift – #77 Taylor glammed up for the red carpet. Photos like this remind us why she’s had so many boyfriends. For example, if you can predict ahead of time which two crooners tied for the top spot, well then you, sir or madam, have quite the ear for music. You should probably replace all three judges on American Idol and produce Caleb Johnson ‘s first number one record. In other words, you can’t predict this list. No one can. We’ve all got our ideas of what constitutes good and bad music and this list throws concepts like creative ingenuity, songwriting ability and stage presence right out the window and judges artists solely by the highest and lowest notes they can hit. So there is a world in which Miley Cyrus and Bob Dylan are ranked side-by-side and you can’t even argue against it because, hey…it’s science. Check out the gallery above for some of the more jaw-dropping entries on the list. Bear in mind, this isn’t a comprehensive study of every singer that ever recorded, just a sampling of the top pop singers of the past 50 years, and the way they stack up against one another is sometimes unbelievable. Surprising revelations include: Katy Perry is a better singer than Taylor Swift? John Lennon and Elvis Presley have the exact same vocal range? Eminem is considered a singer?! So while John Kaufman won the big prize last night, this list answers the question of who is really The Voice. The answer(s) are certainly unexpected. As is this pretty decent cover of Dylan’s “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go” by Miley. Maybe they’re not so different after all! Miley Cyrus ft. Johnzo West – You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go

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The Bachelorette Preview: Will Andi Dorfman Find Love … or Losers?

Andi Dorfman, The Bachelorette, is ready to find love after kicking Juan Pablo Galavis to the curb following a night in the Fantasy Suite that was anything but fantastic. We recently met her 25 men (plus party-crasher Chris Bukowski ) and now the race is on to find out if she’ll find the man of her dreams among these contestants. The Bachelorette spoilers break it down for us, but where’s the fun in that? Isn’t it much more fun to watch a three-minute preview to see if we can guess whether or not this season of The Bachelorette will be a success? Of course it is. Let’s do it! The Bachelorette Season 10 Preview Some of The Bachelorette Season 10 highlights include: Repeated mentioning that this is a “once in a lifetime opportunity” because it’s totally not possible to fall in love with someone unless you travel around the world while doing so. Someone stating that this is “what life’s all about.” And here we thought it was about the Hokey Pokey. It gets better. Much better. We can look forward to: One “I’m 100% crazy about you” and  at least three “I’m falling in love with you” proclamations Insane jealousy and possessive feels Booze Testosterone, preening like male peacocks to win Andi’s affections, and the promise of testing another guy’s manhood More booze and what appears to be puking over a balcony Andi having a complete meltdown from exhaustion and uttering the phrases: “this is so real to me,” “my head is freaking spinning,” and “I just want to leave.” Alcohol may or may not be involved. Man tears And finally, the p ièce de résistance … Andi Dorfman declares fairy tales to be false when she says “it’s a fairy tale for a reason because it doesn’t happen.” SUPER. Here’s a look at the 25 men we’ll see participating in this dramatic attempt to find love on The Bachelorette Season 10. The Bachelorette Season 10 Cast 1. Eric Eric Hill is the The Bachelorette contestant who passed away after the season, which has been dedicated to his memory.

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Dick Towel (dot Com)

You all watched “It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia” last night, right? Now, you too can own your very own dick towel (dot com) for the low low price of $19.99. I'm still looking for kitten mittons (sic), because my damn cat is too loud.

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Baseball Overseas = Weird

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around . Apparently that's what baseball is all about.

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Khloe Kardashian — Holy Moley

Filed under: Nurse! , Kim Kardashian TMZ has learned Khloe Kardashian underwent a minor surgical procedure early this morning to remove a potentially cancerous mole from her body.Sources close to the situation tell TMZ, “Khloe was at her dermatolgist for a mole removal … she has a …

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Roddy Piper Gets Hokey, Pokey with Rooney

Filed under: Paparazzi Video , Wacky & Weird Mickey Rooney, a Bond Girl (Maud Adams), “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and former football pro Rosey Grier all got together this weekend and for some reason — broke out the Hokey Pokey at Spago in Beverly Hills.If a more random sentence has ever been …

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