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Cheryl Tweedy Is Still My Favorite

I’ve only got a few pictures of Cheryl Tweedy , but she’s so damn good looking that I’ll take whatever I can get. Here she is at some sort of British awards show that nobody gives a crap about looking as gorgeous as ever. I love her. I even love her silly tramp stamp stripper tattoo that she’s trying to cover up with even more ink. Nice try, but you shouldn’t be ashamed of your tacky semi slutty past, you should embrace it and show us more cleavage. Call me.

Cheryl Tweedy Is Still My Favorite

I’ve only got a few pictures of Cheryl Tweedy , but she’s so damn good looking that I’ll take whatever I can get. Here she is at some sort of British awards show that nobody gives a crap about looking as gorgeous as ever. I love her. I even love her silly tramp stamp stripper tattoo that she’s trying to cover up with even more ink. Nice try, but you shouldn’t be ashamed of your tacky semi slutty past, you should embrace it and show us more cleavage. Call me.

Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy Little Jumpsuit

I don’t normally like my hotties walking around in a one-piece jumpsuit, I don’t know many dudes who do, but I kinda like these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy out over the weekend in her silky onesie. It could just be the fact that she’s Cheryl Tweedy , I love her, and she could be wearing a dress made out of dead kittens and I’d still find her hot. I’d like to see her go to the bathroom. Obviously not actually go to the bathroom, that’s just gross, but I’d like to see her try to get out of that thing. Sexy.

Cheryl Tweedy Knows How To Work The Stairs

Here’s one of the many internet loves of my life, Cheryl Tweedy , teasing and tantalizing in her short little skirt. I love this woman and I’m convinced that if she got to know me over cocktails she would at least pretend to be interested in my career as a blogger. That may be a stretch, but I’m sticking to it. I’m pretty sure the only reason man invented stairs was to watch hot chicks walk up and down them in awkward heels and little dresses.

Cheryl Tweedy Can Do No Wrong

Look, I know that occasionally even the hottest women in the world like Cheryl Tweedy will on occasion make some weird ass faces, but that’s not to say that we should jump all over them saying they’re ugly. I’m aware that sounds a little hypocritical coming from a douche who makes his living pointing out the flaws of celebrities, but when it comes to Cheryl I have a soft spot. At least I used to have a soft spot, it’s getting kinda hard now that I’ve posted these pictures of my future ex-wife. get it? She makes me hard assholes. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari Has A Bad Attitude

Here’s The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari out the other day in her little spandex leggings, as usual. I’m not complaining, I like her little workout get up, but I somehow get the feeling she didn’t go anywhere near a gym. It also looks like she’s giving me the finger, what a bitch. Actually, I kinda like bitchy girls with bad attitudes, they’re much more fun than nice girls.

Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

While the thought of Sheryl Crow walking around on the beach in her little yellow bikini may have been hot about fifteen years ago, the reality of the situation today isn’t all that pretty. Sure she’s in pretty good shape for a woman of her age, but I feel like this could easily be a billboard for an osteoporosis drug or something to help stop older birds from peeing a little when they laugh.

Cheryl Tweedy Gets A Little Oral Action

I know that the title to this post may seem like I’m implying that my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy is doing something sexual, but sadly all she’s doing is getting some work done at the orthodontist. Boo. Luckily for you perverts I’ve got some awesome shots of her killer ass as she walks into the doctor’s office. Unreal. I would like to do a little oral surgery of my own on that thing. Too much?

Cheryl Tweedy Makes Some Sexy Faces

Here’s my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy showing off some sexy faces during one of her performances the other day. I don’t think I’ve ever actually heard her sing, maybe she could send me a mix tape, I should probably get to know her a little better if we’re going to get married. Anyhow, with or without sound the girl is just hot. Maybe I’ll let her sing in the shower while I wash her back side. Call me.

Cheryl Tweedy And I Are Meant To Be

It seems that my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy is still single, which is good news for our upcoming nuptials. Here she is leaving the BBC studios the other day in a very very very tight pair of jeans and some sort of garbage bag jacket, but we’ll just focus on the positive. I doubt she can take off those jeans by herself, which is exactly why we’re perfect for each other, she likes wearing tight pants and I like pulling them off of her with my teeth…. A match made in heaven. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here