A vexed, infuriated populace stood by helplessly this weekend as one of the ugliest economic stand-offs in American history threatened to destabilize our nation and the global market at large. Finally, however, an accord has been reached, and we can rebuild our shattered system with the knowledge that Cowboys & Aliens indeed knocked off The Smurfs for the top box-office spot.
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It’s Official: Cowboy & Aliens Narrowly Edges Smurfs as Box-Office No. 1
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This week on The Real Housewives of New York City, the Moroccan adventure began and there seemed to be a contest for who could be the ugliest American. Join THG for its +/- recap, with points awarded for the worst behavior! Yes, since these are the Real Housewives, inappropriate and ridiculous are positive … The first group headed to Morocco included Luann, Jill, Kelly, and Cindy. The four behaved themselves, more or less and arriving without incident. Minus 5 each. Luann made certain the staff greeted her properly as Countess de Lesseps. Oh, that Countess title just never gets old. Plus 3 for ego. She also earned a Plus 2 for name dropping when she subtlety inserted that Brad Pitt just left the Riad. She’s back up to zero points. Kelly gushed that this was a trip of a lifetime. She loved the Riad, calling it warm and luminous and was concerned about greeting the staff properly. Kelly obviously didn’t know we were vying for ugly American points today. Minus another 5 for such appropriate behavior. Ramona’s worried this trip won’t meet her standards. She must have the right type cotton sheets, her feather pillows and “I need my Pinot Grigio at all times.” Ah, good to know she’d be coming to Morocco with an open mind. Plus 3 . Add an additional point for the mention of her Pinot. Sonja couldn’t help herself. She had to mention that, although she’d never been to Morocco, she had many friends with fabulous homes there. Plus 3 for snobbery by association. Did anyone else think Kelly hit it spot on? Sonja’s ex was very well off but now she’s fighting to maintain appearances. And Luann lost another 3 points for putting a halt to that conversation because speaking of a friend’s financial troubles might be gossipy fun but it’s most certainly rude. Ramona couldn’t wait to annoy the staff in person. She e-mailed ahead. She must have the proper amount of hangers, hand weights, her Pinot, and 600 thread count sheets plus someone to unpack her bags for her. That earned her a Plus 8 and the additional point for another mention of her precious Pinot. The ride to the Riad was great. Ramona complained about the dust. The dust? It’s a desert you idiot! She and Sonja made fun of the landscape, the people, heck even the livestock got dragged into it. I could only imagine what the driver thought. Plus 5 for each of them.
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Tagged celeb news, driver, entire, fire, Hollywood, hollywood update, hollywood-news, House, luann de lesseps, morocco, pinot, staff, time, ugliest
There is no way this is actually Jessica Simpson. Sure that’s her face, but if that’s her body, this is some serious strategic placement, I’m talkin millions of dollars probably went into researching just the right background to use, just the right outfit that’s tight enough to give her a waistline, just the write fishnets to distract from the fat oozing out of them, just the right cleavage to make her upper body the focal point, just the right smile to make you want to cum in her mouth, just the right laying down to let gravity flatten it all out, just the right crazy hair to narrow it all out…This took serious fucking effort and money…but probably not nearly the amount of money People got paid to list Jessica Simpson as one of their beautiful people….cuz you know there’s no way that wasn’t paid off…I mean there’s no way that whole list wasn’t paid off, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the recession….and more importantly the irrelevance of magazines…. Here’s the big titty video…
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Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for People of the Day
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I’m convinced Demi Moore is walking around with such a hard fake, million dollars of plastic surgery nipple to distract from her Shitty Uterus and it’s ability to vaginally fart out some of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen….who for some reason feel entitled to become famous or in the lime light by moving the LA at their own will….setting themselves up to be made fun of for being so weird looking… Or maybe she’s just doing it cuz she wants the boys to notice her, cuz anyone who puts a million dollars into modifying themselves like a japanese import car, obviously wants guys jerking off to her… Either way, whatever the motivation is, she’s doing it….
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Demi Moore’s Hard Nipple of the Day
I heard that Samantha Ronson, the ugliest human in the history of humans, was tweeting about being in bed with Lohan last week and figured that meant they were both prepping their quest back to being the talk of the boring lesbian town. You know bottom feeding lesbian dykes in Hollywood who need each other to matter. So I’m not suprised these hot pics of Lohan in some photoshoot that may or may not be from her new “sober” days she’s faking, or if they are from her “heroin” days she couldn’t keep hidden and had to fake rehab to clean up her image, I just know that it makes me wish I was Sam Ronson’s dick for a night…herpes scabs, lesions and all. I’m a fan of Lohan and everything she does on her quest to dying before 30. It’s pretty much just that simple… You can tell it is her from the cigarettes and redbull product placement, in case you weren’t sure it was her.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot New Photoshoot of the Day
All I know about Rachel McAdams is that she’s some kind of Canadian who isn’t all that hot, but for some reason she gets a lot of press that she is, totally over-rated, possibly because I live in Canada and I am exposed to our inuit igloo media sources, who have to talk about Canadians who have made it in America for at least 20% of their show by law and there are only a handful of people for them to talk about making the whole thing like it’s on fucking thing almost abusive…making me hate Drake, Jim Carey, Pam Anderson, Ryan Gosling, Alanis Morisette, Avril Lavigne, Dan Akroyd, Martin Short, John Candy, the dad in American Pie, Celine Dione and whoever the fuck else I have trained my brain to forget, for some weird reason when lookin at her, I am reminded of a time I was forced to horseback ride with my wife, a pretty normal day for some, but a traumatic day for me, because the horse couldn’t support our weight and ended up dying…but I do like her fashion sense, now if only there was a little more tit to make this dress really worth the time it took to put on…. Here are the pics.
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Rachel McAdams Weird Face in a Skimpy Dress in London of the Day
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I know, I didn’t expect her to get hot over night, or even to take her mother’s lead and invest millions into plastic surgery, because I honestly believe she is too far gone to ever be turned into something hot or considered a sex symbol…..There is no hope for her….Like a burn victim, or the bitch attacked by the chimp, forced to live with her disability that is her face forever…. I just post pictures of her to balance out the site for girls who read it and are starting to develop a complex…in hopes that it makes them feel pretty….because no matter how ugly you are…you are probably better than this…I’m sweet like that ladies, let’s cuddle….making me think that it is very possible that Rumer Willis is the ugliest person in the world…and it’s unfortunate for her that she’s all Hollywood, cuz she can’t just hide in her shitty small down and be a recluse no one talks to, a fate I think she was meant to have…. I also post it to question Demi Moore’s uterus….because I hate that washed up cunt and think what she produced just proves how garbage she is… All this to say, this is a stepdaughter I would not be crawling into bed or the shower with when she least expects it if I was Ashton Kutcher, which is saying a lot cuz I have no standards…
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Rumer Willis is Still a Monster of the Day
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I was always more of an X-Tina fan than a Britney fan. I was into her small hispanic single-parent tight body. At the time I thought X-Tina Aguilera was a one maybe two hit wonder. I was so convinced that I used to make drunken bets with the drunks I hung out with about how she’d be some gutter pig 10 years down the road, who had burned through her one or two hit wonder money, and who would be easy to fuck if you had a couple bucks for her to use to fuel her drug addiction. I figured the only challenge was going to be finding her…..I was convinced I was going to get a chance to try to impregnate her before finding out she had a hysterectomy due to HPV she caught on the streets singing into stranger cock and unfortunately I was wrong, because if I was right, it’d be a lot more fun that this 10 years later cocktease….. She’s making a comeback after having a kid with the ugliest human alive, and she’s making us forget she has a kid with the ugliest human alive, because she’s getting naked and photoshopped for GQ, and I guess it’s better than her laying low in shame like she has the past few years…cuz nakedness is nakedness even if is staged in a way I can’t see cunt lip or nip. Tease.
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Christina Aguilera’s Nude Mom Body Does GQ of the Day
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