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Selena Gomez Tight Leggings of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez is so weirdly shaped…seeing her and her fitness outfit is zero erotic…but for some reason, she’s the hottest celeb on the instagram, and every Selena Gomez post gets clicks…. I don’t know if all of yall are perverts who used to jerk off to Barney….where she got her break, or maybe you’re a little cooler than I expect and thought that her big break was when she secretly produced Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, which turned out to be shit, but you were hopeful cuz you’re old and remember KIDS being something better that it was….but really you just liked Chloe Sevigny getting aids… I just know Disney marketing may have mentally fucked her, physically fucked her, giving her LUPUS and Kidney Transplants….while in Rehab due to addiction…where she came out with bigger tits and a new face….but it made her matter..and isn’t that what everyone wants….to matter….or maybe it’s to mattress…cuz fuck this internet nonsense and give me a nap. TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ GUNT IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Bella Hadid is so Casual on the Yacht Showering for the Cameraman of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid posted this super casual selfie of herself in what looks like lingerie, but could be a bathing suit, you know we live in a world of girls who need to take instagram selfies in bikinis to get followers, so the bikini market has really taken the fuck off… You know so that these women, whether it is mooches like the Hadids, who basically eat the Kardashian/ Jenner table scraps…just garbage people sitting at the right table…who post pics of themselves like this – just casually taking a Yacht Shower…not posing like a fucking lame bitch who poses like she’s a model…only this one has tricked people into treating her like a model…and the whole world…remains DUMB. The post Bella Hadid is so Casual on the Yacht Showering for the Cameraman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff in a Pool of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff brought her mom tits to the pool because I guess she’s trying to get revenge on some dude, one of her many dudes, she’s been seen very into a variety of dudes since her divorce, because like all divorcees know, never get into that bullshit again…never get into that prison again…and use your increasing not just because you’re a broken rich child star with an addiction and love for orgasms in this sexed up world…but because you’re getting older sex drive..and fill it with the houseboys and rentboys around you..and on days when one of them annoys you…show them your thickness…titty thickness…to make them regret fucking up their meal ticket…because she’s Hilary Duff and very rich. I never liked her when she was young and hot, but I like her middle aged and thick, because I guess I’m getting weirder, tastes are evolving, or devolving, who knows what it’s called when hot as fuck young girls bore you and digging into weirdly shaped thick, muscular, bodies becomes your porn…I’m not some kind of english teacher here…as you probably know… Hilary Duff though….stuff by duff, or on duff, dripping down duff thigh..knowing you may have hit uterus….good. The post Hilary Duff in a Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks… I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses.. What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18. It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL.. It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is. WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right… Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize. She’s disgusting. RIGHT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible… I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side… But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster… Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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India Reynolds Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The most interesting thing about newspapers in the UK, is that they do topless spreads with Glamour models, that pretty much paved the way for “Lad Mags”…but more importantly, that made these topless sluts, who would otherwise be hookers, escorts, bartenders, or strippers…like this India Reynolds character, who even comes with her very own stripper name….which is substantially more interesting than the news…at least that’s what they want us to think so they can distract with titties so that we don’t question laws they break and make as we get more and more tracked and repressed all while telling ourselves we’re free…Oh right, tits…look at them…before they end up marrying a soccer player and have his soccer babies…never to be seen or heard of again…but no one will notice…because she will be replaced with new tits…and circle of big titty model life remains unbroken. Fascinating.

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Kate Upton for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton continues… I have gone through the 7 stages of grief with this pig. I was shocked with her success, I denied that other’s were actually into it, I got mad about it, then I tried reasoning with you idiots to try to get you on my anti-Upton cuz she’s weird looking and more importantly, weirdly shaped…even with them titties…I’ve never felt guilt, because I’m a sociopath, and I didn’t get depressed because I don’t care…but I did see question marks every time she was in anything… I’ve got to the point where I just don’t care either way. I’ve reached acceptance and I have hop… The fact is that she’s got big tits, and as long as the magazine she is in photoshops out her gut, or make them look like they don’t sag to her belly like a grocery bag filled with dog shit…you know use the strategic top of the industry photography, styling, make-up, after effects…to lean her out and make her hot…How can I really fucking complain… She’ll be around for awhile, just take it in….and here is her cover for Vogue Brazil

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