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U.O.E.N.O. Rocko Confirms Whether Or Not He Won His $10 Million Lawsuit Against Future

Rumor control…. Rocko Responds To Future Lawsuit Settlement Claims A certain ATL rapper is confirming whether or not he’s been victorious against his former friend turned Dirty Sprite sipping foe. Back in June we reported that Rocko sued Future for $10 million for breaching a contract that confirmed he’d make six albums under Rocko’s A1 Recordings. Following that, an angry Future went on a Twitter rant against Rocko before he countersued for unpaid advances. Now a rumor’s running rampant that a judge sided with Rocko in court and ordered Future to not only cough up 50% of his tour revenue, but ordered him to give ALL of his album royalties to Rocko. Via VladTV: Future and Epic reportedly agree to give all royalties from his next two albums to Rocko. In addition to the albums, Future will also give Rocko 50% of all touring revenues for the next two years. In order for LA Reid and Epic to recoup the advance that they will forfeit while Future pays Rocko back, Future signed a 360 agreement with LA. To pay Epic back, Future will give a percentage of any deals made outside of music to Epic until his back advancements are paid or for the next five years, whichever comes first. LA and Epic will also be collecting on the front end on all of Future’s music ventures. When news broke about Rocko’s alleged settlement, fans went into a tizzy and started posting tweets and memes dragging Future to the darkest depths of codeine infused hell for his misfortune. Future:40 thou to a hunned thou A hunned thou 'nother hunned thou 3 hunned thou, 5 hunned thou A million, lets have a money shower Rocko: pic.twitter.com/f52Uh6EM0W — Hershé (@D0wJ0nEs) February 18, 2017 I hope Future disses Rocko on his next one or two albums so Rocko can hit him with that pic.twitter.com/QpvJkVVveV — Yung Halo (@Claude_VanDam) February 18, 2017 Future and Rocko: pic.twitter.com/VpwUCFZPrs — Billie Holligay. (@_ImYourPusha_) February 18, 2017 But not fast! Did Rocko really beat Future in court??? Hit the flip.

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U.O.E.N.O. Rocko Confirms Whether Or Not He Won His $10 Million Lawsuit Against Future

Erin Heatherton Modeling Half Naked of the Day

I used to hate on Erin Heatherton….calling her weird looking…saying she was nothing more than overhyped Victoria’s Secret PR bullshit…but looking at her toned stomach…I’ve changed my mind…and this she’s fantastic enough for me to write love songs…or at least love poems to….I’m talking romantic throwing a message in a bottle and dropping it in the river hoping to washes ashore at one of her St Barts shoot at the Victoria’s Secret compound….beause after looking at her half today…I believe in love…and humanity…and making her my Valentine…til the end of time…..that or I’ll try to get a boner to these pics…whichever comes first… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Erin Heatherton Modeling Half Naked of the Day

Elisabetta Canalis’ Booty Belongs In Spandex

You would not believe how jealous I am of George Clooney, I can’t be the only one. I want to be at a point in my life where I can dump a hottie like Elisabetta Canalis and not even bat an eye. Look at this! One look at that booty and I’m hers for the rest of my life, or at least until she get fats, whichever comes first. I’m convinced that whoever invented spandex did it for this woman, he may not have known it at the time, but her booty was meant to be wrapped in some sort of tight material. Amazing. more pictures of Elisabetta Canalis here

My Jeans Are Tighter Than Yall’s

Yung Dick's rap is the new skinny jeans anthem. Let's all enjoy this before making fun of hipsters officially gets old. Or when American Apparel starts knocking off JNCOs, whichever comes first

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