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Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day

I haven’t jerked off to hard nipples in a white t-shirt since High School gym class, when I was 15 years old, and bras didn’t have the same level of padding they do today, and girls who happened to have big pre-hormone in the foot tits, had the big nipples to match, which was hard to take as a budding young pervert….who’d have to run to the the bathroom for a quick jerk off session hoping not to get caught… I am not about to jerk off to hard nipples now, like that virgin 15 year old, but I will still look at them, as Busty, boxy, big overrated Kate Upton walks around shamelessly with them knowing that’s all anyone cares about when it comes to her…this is her marketing campaign….cuz the rest of her is pretty shit. The post Kate Upton Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day

If you had told me Blake Lively or really any girl rolling around in tomatoes was erotic, I would have called you crazy, actually, i wouldn’t have, because I know as well as you do, that to the right person, anything is erotic…from used tampons in public washroom bathrooms, to shit filled panties, to the most disgusting of thing you can think of…. I just wouldn’t have thought that I saw anything interesting or exciting in anything Blake Lively and her big mom potato head participates in, but I guess the white t-shirt was good strategic planning… because see through shirts…under any and all circumstances…on any and all girls…wet from any and all substances…is erotic…whether it is participating in a cultural experience, like this or in a kiddie pool in my basement, it is a good enough time for me. The post Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Yara Khmidan Will Blow Your Mind

You know how I always say sometimes there’s just nothing sexier than a hottie in a white t-shirt? Well, that goes double or triple if she’s wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, like Yara Khmidan here. Because we’ve seen the Ukrainian hottie in lingerie , bikinis , and swimsuits before, and I’m telling you this is hands-down her best look. Hmm, actually scratch that, maybe this is. Either way, enjoy.

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Yara Khmidan Will Blow Your Mind

You know how I always say sometimes there’s just nothing sexier than a hottie in a white t-shirt? Well, that goes double or triple if she’s wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, like Yara Khmidan here. Because we’ve seen the Ukrainian hottie in lingerie , bikinis , and swimsuits before, and I’m telling you this is hands-down her best look. Hmm, actually scratch that, maybe this is. Either way, enjoy.

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Samamtha Hoopes for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius… This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously… If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support… Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do.. Here’s Samantha Hoopes SEE MORE HERE

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Kirsten Dunst’s Leg Show Isn’t All That Bad

For anybody who didn’t believe me last week when I said that Kirsten Dunst doesn’t look half as bad as people say she does, just check out the leg show she’s got going on here. Pretty good, right? And if you’re still not convinced, as soon as Kirsten sprays her white t-shirt with that water bottle she bought, she’ll look even better. At least I’m hoping that’s her plan. Photos: Fameflynet

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Sofia Vergara’s Jeans Are Undone

I love a latina MILF as much as the next guy, probably even more, so these pictures of Sofia Vergara are exactly what I needed on a Friday morning. Not only is she looking as hot as ever, with the sexy face and sweet boobage, but she decided to loosen things up by unbuttoning those tight jeans of hers. Now that’s more like it. While you’re at it why not cover that white t-shirt with a pitcher of water. Those would be some pictures I could use.

Gossip Girl Bitches in Black Robes Erotica of the Day

I don’t now if watching Leighton Meester and Blake Livery walking around set in a black robe that I assume is used to protect their clothing from their make-up, food or director’s semen from staining them, ruining the next shot….is as erotic as watching them walk around their million dollar homes in luxury lacy and satiny robes they imported from some nice smelling French boutique that they paid lots of money for….hell I’m not even sure if this is erotic at all…you know cuz both these twats are overrated and would have been better as failed actors turned hookers cuz at least then they’d make you cum….but I’m posting it anyway cuz I’ve already gone this far….

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Some Bitch Named Ashley Benson is a Sweaty Pig of the Day

Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw….. Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she’s got some tit and more importantly, she looks like she’s having hot flashes or breaking a fever, all sweating her ass off like a dirty little pig and and she’s sweating her ass off….something my old friend I haven’t seen in decades would be fucking happy about cuz he used to jerk off on white t-shirt pit stains, he’d try to pit fuck every girl he met, and some would let him for the comedic experience, he would sniff girls on the bus and the whole thing was fully obsessed with armpits….and I’m guessing there’s more of you body odor, sweaty armpit loving perverts out there who will finally make a woman out of this twat…you know give her a purpose…

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Emma Roberts Really Likes The Short Shorts

It would seem that Emma Roberts spends most of her time hanging out in denim short shorts, I’m not complaining, I just find it a little strange that she doesn’t seem to have anything else to wear. The other day she mixed it up a little with some thigh high stockings, which was pretty awesome actually, and here she is doing a little shopping in the classic denim short shorts and white t-shirt combination. Either way I like it.