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Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..and paying out…. Not that she’s young enough to get knocked up again, since this bitch is old…but there’s always modern science that allows magic to happen…like with Brigitte Nielsen, who I doubt ever had a vagina… This Padma plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…acts like she’s on their level and manipulates them in like she’s Amber Heard… But as far as I know, she is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires. She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle… The craziest of her antics was that she pretended the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belonged to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies… DOUBLE FUCKING DOWN…DIRTY….but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl. The post Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..and paying out…. Not that she’s young enough to get knocked up again, since this bitch is old…but there’s always modern science that allows magic to happen…like with Brigitte Nielsen, who I doubt ever had a vagina… This Padma plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…acts like she’s on their level and manipulates them in like she’s Amber Heard… But as far as I know, she is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires. She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle… The craziest of her antics was that she pretended the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belonged to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies… DOUBLE FUCKING DOWN…DIRTY….but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl. The post Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day

Hilary Duff, who has had multiple boyfriends the last two years, that she even brought into the public during her single mom divorce hustle, has clearly decided on one of the dudes, you can tell by her gut…she’s all pregnant and shit, carrying some kind of parasite in her womb, being a statistic of two babies with two daddies, but rich and famous, and good for the dude…who I guess we can all view as some kind of K-Fed.. Getting up in that Lizze Maguire pussy fire… I don’t know what that means but it rhymes…. Celebrate love…..from the rich woman who used to fuck her trainer….and good financial decisions for the dude… The post Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day

Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day

Hilary Duff, who has had multiple boyfriends the last two years, that she even brought into the public during her single mom divorce hustle, has clearly decided on one of the dudes, you can tell by her gut…she’s all pregnant and shit, carrying some kind of parasite in her womb, being a statistic of two babies with two daddies, but rich and famous, and good for the dude…who I guess we can all view as some kind of K-Fed.. Getting up in that Lizze Maguire pussy fire… I don’t know what that means but it rhymes…. Celebrate love…..from the rich woman who used to fuck her trainer….and good financial decisions for the dude… The post Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro….but I will assume she’s Benicio Del Toro’s daughter, who with his last name and her trust fund has been able to make it in American thanks to being half naked, in bikini and hot… She is hot…and I guess whether she’s a rich kid, a celebrity’s kid, a thirsty attention seeker who gets half naked, she’s doing the best thing she could be doing with that body and that is showing it off.. If we can learn anything from Em Rat Cow and her massive tits that went viral thanks to a slutty music video, it’s that brands will pay you 300k to basically do nothing but be Rat Cow…despite having a bunch of pervs who like tits following you…they throw the cash at you…and I guess Del Toro is on that hustle…which makes sense to me. If you’re a hot girl and you’re not faking your way through instagram…you’re an idiot. The post Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro….but I will assume she’s Benicio Del Toro’s daughter, who with his last name and her trust fund has been able to make it in American thanks to being half naked, in bikini and hot… She is hot…and I guess whether she’s a rich kid, a celebrity’s kid, a thirsty attention seeker who gets half naked, she’s doing the best thing she could be doing with that body and that is showing it off.. If we can learn anything from Em Rat Cow and her massive tits that went viral thanks to a slutty music video, it’s that brands will pay you 300k to basically do nothing but be Rat Cow…despite having a bunch of pervs who like tits following you…they throw the cash at you…and I guess Del Toro is on that hustle…which makes sense to me. If you’re a hot girl and you’re not faking your way through instagram…you’re an idiot. The post Kara Del Toro Is Hot in a Red Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alex Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day

Alex Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s little muse. The tween he recruited for his Spy Kids movies, and I don’t think he’s done anything since. I will assume that like Polansky and really all the execs at Disney, everything that went on between them was WHOLESOME as fuck, you know respectful and non-sexual, because hollywood doesn’t have a history of being perverted, twisted, too rich to get punished, depraved freaks who go on sex tourist vacations in thailand where they watch or participate in youthful sex… I just know that she’s really into showing off her tits on instagram…that always stems from a well-rounded childhood…

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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie cuz that’s what She Does of the Day

Sometimes I wonder how many Candice Swanepoel posts I can do in a year before the site turns into a Candicee Swanepoel fan site, because I hate to admit, I am a fan….but not for any real reason other than the fact that she gets half naked, she isn’t fat, and she’s got a good face….I mean that’s the extent of what I know about her…I’m not a weirdo who tries to get her at her core and really understand what brought her from AIDS ridden South Africa to America, but I will assume it was blood diamonds, or something even more horrible and corrupt….Victoria’s Secret…. That said, here are some pics of her in lingerie, cuz that’s her job, and a big reason why we like her, and the only reason we know she exists…

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Cynthia Nixon Joins The Big C

Sex and the City actress Cynthia Nixon is returning to HBO for the a new comedy series, The Big C . Again, Nixon will play the supportive friend, only this time it will be to Laura Linney’s repressed suburban wife who rediscovers life after learning she has terminal cancer. Brian Cox has been cast as Linney’s father and Oliver Platt will assume the role of Linney’s immature but well-meaning husband. [ Deadline ]

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Change of Thune

Patton Oswalt’s loss is Nick Thune’s gain this week on Beach Lane , the NBC comedy pilot which did some mysterious last minute cast shuffling last week after a table read. Comedian Thune, best known for his parts in Knocked Up and Unaccompanied Minors , will assume Oswalt’s former role of an irresponsible millionaire heir given the job of running his struggling small-town newspaper. Matthew Broderick will co-star as a celebrity journalist enlisted to help. [ Deadline ]

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